A Kindergarten teacher was giving a lesson to her pupils, and she asked them, "Ok, if three birds are sitting on a fence, and I shoot one, how many are left?"
One of the boys raised his hand and the teacher called on him, "None," he answered. "No, I'm sorry, the answer is TWO," the teacher replied. "But," returned the boy, "if you shot at one bird, wouldn't the other two fly away?" "Well, that's still not the right answer," began the teacher, "but I like the way you think!"
"Ok, now I have a question for you," started the boy. "If three women are standing on a sidewalk eating ice cream and one is just nibbling at it, one is really licking it, and the other is shoving it deep down into her throat... how can you tell which one is married?"
"Now, I really don't like this question," lectured the teacher, "but I would have to say it is the third one." The boy glanced casually at his teacher, "Nope, it is the one wearing the ring... But," he added, "I like the way you think."
2006-11-20 20:19:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is sooo funny! do you have any more if you do im me at sarah_usher@sbcglobal.net
2006-11-20 20:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2006-11-20 21:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kindergarten? Grow up a little.
2006-11-21 06:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant heehee
2006-11-20 20:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by zukielzuki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, I have heard it before, but I do like it so thought I would enjoy it one more time.
Quick one for you sir -
What is yellow and smells of bananas?
Monkey sick
2006-11-20 20:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like my bilogy teacher would have said, the kids a goodan
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2006-11-20 22:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha naughty but nice :o)
2006-11-20 20:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-20 22:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smut & wise cracking kids, everything I like in a joke.
2006-11-20 20:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle!
2006-11-21 03:20:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋