A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back"
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
2006-11-20 20:13:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO Excellent excuse! :)) Of course flirting usually works too! LOL
2006-11-20 22:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2006-11-21 04:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by zukielzuki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would have been a special delivery !
2006-11-21 07:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious, I read some of your other jokes and they were funny too!
2006-11-21 06:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-21 04:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by catty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee, but seriously what is this? 'Let'sSlagOffWomen Day?' =D
2006-11-21 04:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man oh man
2006-11-21 04:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing!
2006-11-21 11:26:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. hahaha.
2006-11-21 06:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋