Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her to." The teacher took him to the principals office and explained the situation to the principal.

The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.

The teacher and Johnny both agreed.

Principal: "what is 3 x 3" Johnny: "9"

Principal: "6 x 6" Johnny: "36"

And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher "I see no reason Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."

The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of? Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, "pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: "What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?" Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.

2006-11-20 19:59:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Trying to find film= a couple move to a new house, and there is a portrait of the house on the wall.
they notice one day, a ghostly figure has appeared in the portrait, and as the days progress is seen moving towards the house..
At the end of the film, they see the ghostly figure is on the doorstep in the portrait, and they hear knocking at their Real front door...
(Please help, i have been searching for this for 20 years, it was shown on ch4 i believe in the early eighties, it was a 1930's film, so the nightgallery and twilight zone are too new... imdb cant help, so its down to you lovely people)!!

2006-11-20 19:58:01 · 6 answers · asked by paulrb8 7 in Movies

it could be anything any songs just tell me,the name of the song/who sings it

2006-11-20 19:56:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Grassy hills...

I loved doing that.

2006-11-20 19:55:59 · 20 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm in a serious relationship with a guy whos the zodiac sign Cancer and im a Libra, everyone tells me those two signs in life-long partners or a sign to marry is incompatible is this true? what are some things that can make it work out if its true?

2006-11-20 19:55:51 · 11 answers · asked by Audrey1234 1 in Horoscopes

I'm in a serious relationship with a guy whos the zodiac sign Cancer and im a Libra, everyone tells me those two signs in life-long partners or a sign to marry is incompatible is this true? what are some things that can make it work out if its true?

2006-11-20 19:55:28 · 6 answers · asked by Audrey1234 1 in Horoscopes

Does anyone know if they are going to release King of the Hill - season 7 on DVD or are they not selling them anymore?

2006-11-20 19:55:16 · 1 answers · asked by kristina807 5 in Television

you thinking about and what do you think they're doing?

2006-11-20 19:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by experiMENTAL bunny 6 in Polls & Surveys

Decisions decisions.

2006-11-20 19:55:13 · 19 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 19:54:40 · 2 answers · asked by asu 1 in Celebrities

I know it was ALBUM OF THE WEEK on BBC RADIO WALES and has been compared to the likes of IL DIVO.Has anyone else heard/purchased it and where did you get it?

2006-11-20 19:53:31 · 3 answers · asked by SGM m 1 in Music

A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the damn rake.

He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee (meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea what he means and yells, "What?" So he goes through the whole routine again.

She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to say and, then, points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her as s, and points to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner. "What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."

2006-11-20 19:53:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 19:52:00 · 2 answers · asked by JC 1 in Television

2006-11-20 19:51:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 19:50:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They cam upon a castle, dying of thirst they decided to go into the castle. Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't). For a week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times a day with the many beautiful women. After a week, the king of the castle and his army of men came back. As he walked into his castle he found the three men with his women. Pissed off the king ordered his army to capture the three men and line them up against the wall. Then the king said that each of them would be serverly punished according to their occupation.

The king goes up the the first man and demands to know his occupation. The first man replies..."Fireman." The king tells his army, "Burn off his penis." Then he walked over to the second man and asked his occupation. Hesitating the man said...."I...I...I...I'm a police officer." The king ordered, "Shoot off his penis." Then finally the King asks the third man his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied, "Lollipop salesman."

2006-11-20 19:50:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The incident-worst or best in ur life. Which is more happening??

2006-11-20 19:50:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who?

2006-11-20 19:49:43 · 7 answers · asked by Cameron K 1 in Celebrities

A man goes home at 4pm and see his wife cooking, he then goes take a nap and when he woke up (at 7pm) a marvelous dinner was prepared. At 10 pm they go to bed. In the morning at 7am, he killed her. Why?

No tricky, long drawn out answer to this one. It's logical and simple. What is the answer?

2006-11-20 19:49:04 · 19 answers · asked by bumblebeemeggie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 19:48:19 · 4 answers · asked by JC 1 in Celebrities

ohh.. i just cant choose.... i freak on both ... *wiping the sweat off the forehead*

heheh :)

2006-11-20 19:47:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 19:47:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do. I have since 1989. I was 15 years old at the time. I am 33 now and it is funny to go back and read some of the things I wrote. If you have a funny story, please share, if not, that's okay too.

2006-11-20 19:47:32 · 18 answers · asked by RIDLEY 6 in Polls & Surveys

Music

2006-11-20 19:47:22 · 7 answers · asked by avril l 1 in Music

2006-11-20 19:47:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-20 19:46:13 · 13 answers · asked by senorita 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-20 19:45:53 · 6 answers · asked by xx_x_darkfire_x_xx 1 in Movies

I'm just wondering how much the rich and famous are estimated to be worth, anyone know any websites with estimates on them.

2006-11-20 19:45:04 · 2 answers · asked by Southern Belle 3 in Celebrities

My front yard is wide and just right the back is bigger

2006-11-20 19:43:39 · 24 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 19:39:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies