Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They cam upon a castle, dying of thirst they decided to go into the castle. Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't). For a week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times a day with the many beautiful women. After a week, the king of the castle and his army of men came back. As he walked into his castle he found the three men with his women. Pissed off the king ordered his army to capture the three men and line them up against the wall. Then the king said that each of them would be serverly punished according to their occupation.
The king goes up the the first man and demands to know his occupation. The first man replies..."Fireman." The king tells his army, "Burn off his penis." Then he walked over to the second man and asked his occupation. Hesitating the man said...."I...I...I...I'm a police officer." The king ordered, "Shoot off his penis." Then finally the King asks the third man his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied, "Lollipop salesman."
2006-11-20 19:50:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOODNESS, IM GONNA CHOKE LAUGHING LOLOLOLOLOLOL, FABULOUS!
2006-11-21 02:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At delivery, i do now not be conscious of. i've got not asked. They did get married 6 months later, and have been paying for their first homestead at appropriate to the time i became 2. (Lived in an condo till then). Now, my mom is an accountant. My father, beforehand he gave up the ghost final 12 months, labored with acrylics...he took layout techniques from shoppers and made them into life like fashions of what the comprehensive product would be. uncertain precisely what all of that entailed, notwithstanding it feels like he became very imaginitive and proficient. Neither one is/became undesirable or a druggie!
2016-12-17 13:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rubber salesman? Florist? Gourmet taste-tester? Vacuum salesman?
2006-11-20 19:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by A_Patriot 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good... where is the castle?.. i want to go there, before the king turns up in 2010...
2006-11-20 20:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by paulrb8 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha. what the king is going to do?
2006-11-20 22:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah that's the best in a while
2006-11-20 20:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! 10*
2006-11-20 19:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
way too long for me to read , I play Yahoo Answers for a living.
2006-11-20 19:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL that was the best in a while!!!
2006-11-20 19:55:00 · answer #9 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My,My,My.It never ends,does it?
2006-11-20 20:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by little loved one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋