A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her to." The teacher took him to the principals office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: "what is 3 x 3" Johnny: "9"
Principal: "6 x 6" Johnny: "36"
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher "I see no reason Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of? Johnny: "Legs"
Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, "pockets"
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Johnny: "Pants"
Teacher: "What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?" Johnny: "Firetruck"
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.
2006-11-20 19:59:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't think of a better way to wake up LMFAO!!! :))
2006-11-20 22:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one :-)) what about this one:
A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father ponders for a moment, and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.
So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."
The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love
do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
His father asked him "Did you find the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid,
but realistically we're living with two harlots"
2006-11-20 20:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give 10 points to either Seven stars or Eazy !
2016-05-22 04:44:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't think i would have made the fifth grade. i could get a job as principal though. like it.
2006-11-20 20:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah thats excelant.
Liked that soooo much, wish I could think like Johny!!
2006-11-20 20:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny is excellent.
2006-11-20 20:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-20 20:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh firetrucks!
2006-11-20 20:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by k² 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, heard that one a long time ago, but still a great one...Thanks!!!!
2006-11-20 20:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude that the funniest thing I've ever read on here. lol.
2006-11-20 20:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋