A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the damn rake.
He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee (meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea what he means and yells, "What?" So he goes through the whole routine again.
She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to say and, then, points to her eye, points to her left breast, points to her as s, and points to her crotch. Her husband is totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner. "What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."
2006-11-20 19:53:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol gonna use that joke for thanksgiving thx for the laugh
2006-11-20 20:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all 10/10
2006-11-20 20:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats definetly a 10
2006-11-20 19:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. Funny..
2006-11-20 22:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to rake my brain to work it out ! haha
2006-11-20 20:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At that point, I would put something befind her bush.
2006-11-21 06:39:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rake is behind the bush...
isnt it?
2006-11-20 20:06:27 · answer #7 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever. bravo. 10/10
2006-11-20 20:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-11-20 22:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good.
Thanks
(wish I could tell jokes!!)
2006-11-20 20:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋