Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

One day a little girl asks her Mom,

"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says,

"Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block?"

"I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you."

Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it.

"OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash."

"And only go one time around the block."

Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Dad said, "Where's Susie?"

Little girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block."

"There's another dog pushing her home."

2006-11-20 18:48:34 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 18:48:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Some nights I laugh so hard I can hardly type.

2006-11-20 18:47:43 · 13 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.song2play.com/a/andrea_bocelli-2078/cieli_di_toscana_english_version-8337/labitudine-108750.html

2006-11-20 18:47:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I love snoopy and the gang, and I seem to remember a see and say with them all around, but I cannot find it on ebay....am I crazy?

2006-11-20 18:46:43 · 3 answers · asked by Frustrated Waiter 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-20 18:46:32 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering how old everyone is on here..sometimes I feel older than some of these questions! ( I am 35)

2006-11-20 18:45:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I didn't pay much for my guitar so I don't know if that is part of the problem but my bottom two strings the B and high E sound ok all the way up to the ninth fret then the notes start to sound flatter and flatter. I keep messin around with the back part with a screwdriver( my teacher showed me how to tune it by holding down on the twelth string and then making the harmonic ring out to see if the not is correct) but I can never seem to get the tone perfect like the other strings. I know it is time to get a new and better guitar I have warn down my frets so much that it buzzes when I bend in certain spots but I have no job and I have my acoustic which is pretty new. I just want to know if there are any tricks to fixing these problems? What I usual do is try to compromise by tunning just a little sharp so the front is a little out of tune and the back is not as flat. ( playing the paino has given me a more critical ear on how notes should sound) I don't know if I shouldn't worry about it

2006-11-20 18:44:37 · 6 answers · asked by Ben V 3 in Music

2006-11-20 18:40:22 · 32 answers · asked by nilesh s 1 in Celebrities

I was just thinking that it would be cool, if we got a chat room or something together for some of us. Good Idea? Bad Idea? You tell me.

2006-11-20 18:40:08 · 21 answers · asked by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 18:40:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

* if so where is your proof?
* do you think it will be any good?

2006-11-20 18:39:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I always spent my time in yahoo games. lol, I havn't been there in a long time now.

2006-11-20 18:37:37 · 39 answers · asked by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Should i feel special?

2006-11-20 18:36:31 · 12 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

My kids have been to there nannas and came back telling me they watched a movie and want to buy it.. they dont noo what its called but.. they said it has a cute fish in it and a funny seagull. sorry if that desnt help but there only 4.. there twins

2006-11-20 18:34:33 · 12 answers · asked by azza 2 in Movies

Bad Translation

An influential Londoner wound up a business
trip to the Orient with a visit to Taipei. At a luncheon
he was asked to say a few words. Since he spoke
not a word of Chinese, his address was to be
translated by an interpreter sentence by sentence.

"I want you to know," he began, "I'm tickled to death
to be asked here today."

A look of panicked confusion appeared on the
interpreter's face. "This poor man," he said in
Chinese, "Scratches himself until he dies, only
to be with you today."

#Deffective Parts

This speaks a lot about the quality of Japanese
products and their standards:

They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently
the computer giant decided to have some parts
manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the
specifications, they stated that they will only accept
three defective parts per 10,000.

When the delivery came in there was an accompanying
letter. It said, "We Japanese had a hard time
understanding North American business practices.

2006-11-20 18:34:02 · 12 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Ummm, what's the title and artist of the song that goes....

Pour some sugar on her!

Sorry, but that's all the lyrics i remember, haven't seen the movie in ages, and haven't been able to find the song in searching

2006-11-20 18:33:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
* Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

2006-11-20 18:32:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 18:32:34 · 11 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 18:32:12 · 4 answers · asked by Lynn P 2 in Music

2006-11-20 18:31:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The time is ticking people...

2006-11-20 18:30:47 · 22 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I hope it isn't that tall blonde farmer guy Stanley.

2006-11-20 18:30:10 · 3 answers · asked by whrldpz 7 in Television

i think Saw III was the best.

2006-11-20 18:27:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good Burger is a movie staring kenan and kel. The movie good burger is extremely funny. I have watched it many times myself and i recommend everyone else to do the same

2006-11-20 18:25:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im not suprised when you find famous people that are racist because its a typical thing with human beings like yeah some people are racist on the inside.What i dont understand is what would cause them to be like that in public exspecially if their famous, they know thats going to f up their career and image.

2006-11-20 18:25:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

a gal goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre , so the barman gives her one .

2006-11-20 18:25:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 18:24:19 · 6 answers · asked by gabriel_pimp2003 1 in Television

Tell me. Did Micheal Richards (Cosmo Kramer) express his true feeling about African Americans when he was heckled by one during his performance? Was it an accident, will he be forgiven? some say his career was on borrowed time anyway. Is he done like an over-cooked steak? Did his racist remarks put the iceing on the cake?

2006-11-20 18:24:15 · 12 answers · asked by mal_e_mal 2 in Celebrities

Teams are
USA and UK
Russia and India
Mexico and Cuba
China and Pakistan
Those were the 4 teams
Comment on how the match will go on
By the by refereee is UNO
and it is no disqualification no host barg

2006-11-20 18:24:13 · 4 answers · asked by r 2 in Polls & Surveys