One day a little girl asks her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block?"
"I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Susie over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's butt with it.
"OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash."
"And only go one time around the block."
Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad said, "Where's Susie?"
Little girl said, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block."
"There's another dog pushing her home."
2006-11-20 18:48:34 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! Too bad there's no one to push ME home when I run out of gas, lol...
2006-11-20 19:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by fliptastic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. This joke made me laugh like hell!
2006-11-21 06:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny..
2006-11-21 03:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog sex is always funny
2006-11-21 02:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have good jokes.
2006-11-21 03:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..
2006-11-21 02:52:50 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoLLLLLLLLLL
2006-11-21 03:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by zukielzuki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-21 02:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckle...
2006-11-21 02:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by hammer2dead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋