Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

That movie irritated me...from the fake accents to the flacid attempts to create something powerful and mysterious.

2006-11-20 13:49:23 · 6 answers · asked by Optimistic 6 in Movies

2006-11-20 13:49:14 · 2 answers · asked by Alisa Grace S 1 in Comics & Animation

Fake Eye
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.

The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here -- you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.

2006-11-20 13:48:51 · 22 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

On our christmas party, we will dress up as any famous icon/personality from the 70's (female or pair). Pls give suggestions.
thanks

2006-11-20 13:48:42 · 6 answers · asked by piper h 1 in Other - Entertainment

I was born on augest 4 1991 and my zodiac is goat. can u tell me what this means.

2006-11-20 13:48:11 · 4 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Horoscopes

Hi,

I am looking for a name of this singer, I had her album sometimes in between 1994 and 1996, her name (as I remember) was Maria (I am not sure though), spanish/latin sounding album (kind of Gipsy Kings style), she has a deep voice, and she made a cover version of Celine Dion "Falling into you" in that album (either spanish or engish version). Does anybody know her name?

2006-11-20 13:48:00 · 3 answers · asked by Julia 2 in Music

He/she was one of the original "Not Ready For Prime Time Players" on Saturday Night Live. He/she was the first actor cast for the show.

2006-11-20 13:47:19 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

How come you put in your two cents but only get a penny for your thoughts??

2006-11-20 13:46:59 · 18 answers · asked by JeNnYfUr 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have tried Limewire, singingfish, and BearShare, and I don't want to have to download programs onto my computer. I would also like for it to be free. I don't want to hear any crap about stealing or something. I would also like full songs.

2006-11-20 13:46:41 · 11 answers · asked by I ♥ men in uniform 5 in Music

2006-11-20 13:46:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:46:28 · 1 answers · asked by bobby WOo 1 in Music

i have light brown eyes...

2006-11-20 13:45:48 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:45:06 · 20 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

i just asked some Q's and got nasty responses. :(

i don't deserve it
neither do you. but of course (bc yahoo is anonymous) you can say w/e u wanna

2006-11-20 13:44:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They had the opening of the Playboy club and I noticed when they had the scene with the big line of fans, I noticed that a couple of mothers brought their young children. One was a baby and the other (that stood out to me) was a young girl, she had to be under 10 and went up to the table and said hi Hef. Which I don't have a problem with it but the mother had their recent Playboy magazine with the three girls on the cover. And it reminded of when I found a stack of my sister's porno mags when I was like 10, I didn't go through the actual mags, but I went through the stack looking at the covers. And not all of the mags were Playboys (just one) and most were hardcore covers of lesser known ones, and I got in big trouble for that. So what exactly are these mothers thinking taking their children to a Playboy signing. I mean I know the kids weren't looking at the mag but the fact that they saw the cover, and the fact that the parents are obviously exposing them to it. What do you think?

2006-11-20 13:44:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-11-20 13:44:00 · 11 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am thinking of buying one but don't know which one to buy. I know PS3 and 360 are pricey . So if I get the Nintendo, will I have the same amount of fun using it as I would using PS 3 or Xbox 360?

2006-11-20 13:43:43 · 8 answers · asked by the_ron 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:43:05 · 17 answers · asked by Sj2k 2 in Celebrities

I know what you're doing ....yeah.

(something .....something ..... i don;t know the words here)

But it's not gonna work this time.

2006-11-20 13:42:48 · 4 answers · asked by Melanie 2 in Music

I jist finished watching full Metal Alchimist and I loved it so much. And Now it's over. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dose anyone know of anime as good as full Metal Alchimist?????? Let me know soon.

2006-11-20 13:42:33 · 19 answers · asked by Alice223 2 in Comics & Animation

:( not me

2006-11-20 13:42:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it any good. It's available on Sky Boxoffice at the moment, and I don't want to pay £4 if it's rubbish.

Also, is it a remake of that "Have you checked the children..." "Get out, - he's calling from inside the house" one?

2006-11-20 13:42:18 · 15 answers · asked by Kate 1 in Movies

Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.

After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save any complications in later years."

She looks sternly at him and says, "I demand a second opinion".

"OK" he says, "you're dirt ugly as well!"

2006-11-20 13:42:16 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

great books funny but is he the real deal?

2006-11-20 13:41:47 · 5 answers · asked by pisspot 1 in Celebrities

2006-11-20 13:41:18 · 35 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please support your answer.

2006-11-20 13:41:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......






BUMP........











BUMP........











BUMP........











Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.









BUMP........













BUMP........













BUMP........











He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.



Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.













BUMP........











BUMP........











BUMP........









He could feel the coffin gaining on him, He started walking faster.........











BUMP........BUMP......











BUMP........BUMP.....











BUMP........BUMP......











The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......













BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...











BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...













BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...







He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....











BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.









Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling; he managed to open the lock. He dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.





Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continue its chase.....













BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........











BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...













BUMP...SCREECH...HOP.... BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...











BUMP...SCREECH...HOP... BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...









The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges....



The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified lad.









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...







BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......



He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin. Still it came .











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...







He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....



Still it came......















BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...













He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it...







still it came......











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











He grabbed some Benilyn cough mixture and threw it........



































The coffin stopped.

2006-11-20 13:41:04 · 29 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

these phrases?
1. everything you need to know is in that first kiss
2. what are we gonna do? What are we gonna DO!?
3. hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time
4. could I be wearing any more clothes?
5. the cushions are the essence of the chair!
6. we will always be friends

2006-11-20 13:40:34 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-20 13:40:14 · 7 answers · asked by wolfking2031 1 in Music

2006-11-20 13:39:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys