Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!



What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan


What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag



Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.



What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts



Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.



What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.



What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs



What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes



What's the fastest way to a man's heart?



Through his chest with a sharp knife.



Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism



Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?


Because those men already have boyfriends.


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.



Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?



Because they have cotton balls.



What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.



Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.



Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.



Where does an Irish family go on vacation?



A different bar.



Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong".



What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?

They're hiring.



What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe".



How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!



What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

2006-11-20 13:39:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A. Healthy food
B. Junk food
C. Type of music
D. Movie

2006-11-20 13:39:20 · 26 answers · asked by Sonya 5 in Polls & Surveys

so he takes a ladder steals the stars from the sky puts on sinatra and starts to cry and he smiles when he feels like crying.

2006-11-20 13:38:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who loved this movie????? what was ur fave. song and ur fave. person in this movie???????????????????

2006-11-20 13:38:21 · 6 answers · asked by cassandra 2 in Movies

nothing here other than a human!

2006-11-20 13:37:36 · 18 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

i think i will probably buy it...cause i like that song with akon

2006-11-20 13:37:33 · 9 answers · asked by Vox Populi Vox Dei 2 in Music

I am a Pisces!

2006-11-20 13:37:29 · 13 answers · asked by (>_<) 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-20 13:37:18 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:37:18 · 8 answers · asked by Kate 1 in Television

2006-11-20 13:37:16 · 1 answers · asked by nanou 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-20 13:36:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-20 13:36:49 · 44 answers · asked by Selene 1 in Music

2006-11-20 13:36:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:36:11 · 7 answers · asked by the walrus 1 in Music

I was born febuary 5. my mama says i was a month overdue, should i be a aquarius or the sign of early january????

2006-11-20 13:35:50 · 17 answers · asked by Exuberant one 1 in Horoscopes

2006-11-20 13:35:14 · 2 answers · asked by Ms. Cancer 1 in Music

both songs from hourcast can u leave the link

2006-11-20 13:34:50 · 1 answers · asked by Arianne 1 in Music

2006-11-20 13:33:46 · 6 answers · asked by fefe 4 in Television

2006-11-20 13:33:41 · 17 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. heaven
2. hell
3. purgatory...

idk ...we weren't close, and she died last friday. she has done some bad things with her life...where will she go?

2006-11-20 13:33:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:32:36 · 54 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

in your opinion.....

2006-11-20 13:32:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i am a student in Hong Kong. i am doing a research on girls aged 13-16 in England. i am interested in finding their interests on:
1) the most popular fashion style
2) the most popular hobby
3) the popular tv series
4) the most popular cartoons
5) the most popular sports

2006-11-20 13:32:30 · 15 answers · asked by Lik Sam C 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-20 13:32:17 · 5 answers · asked by momtobe 1 in Music

Billie Joe Armstrong is hot, awesome musician, has a GREAT band.

2006-11-20 13:32:16 · 13 answers · asked by Lovely_Lady™ 1 in Celebrities

Ist windy where I live and something got in my eye its really annoying and I can feel it inside my eye.

2006-11-20 13:32:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you ignore that which you don't understand, or do you research it with enthusiasm?

2006-11-20 13:32:03 · 10 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

She's like dead! Whenever something goes down ( if you've seen her on punked, or when those animal rights people filmed her) , she has that deer-caught-in-headlights look all the time!
I'm not trying to hate on her, but why does it seem like she's a completly different person when she's not performing?

2006-11-20 13:31:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Should the victim press charges for being bitten and scratched or should he settle for the girl to eat a plate of Wallaby nuts?

2006-11-20 13:31:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities