Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

how many of you can think of an episode during the day and sure enough it will be played on tv rather sooner than later

i myself have this uncanny ability
i can think of a quote, think of a moment, or etc. and it will seriously be on tv if not that very night sometime that same week

am i the only one out there who posseses this coincidental abilty?

2006-11-20 13:27:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Does Greenday Suck ???

I think Green Day really sucks i dont know how many people like them just put if u like them or other bands. I like Motley Crue, Guns and Roses, Led Zeplin, METALLICA, Tom Chocrane, WIERD AL,

2006-11-20 13:27:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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the best birth control is to?

the best birth control is to put the pill between your legs and if it drops your f***ked.

2006-11-20 13:27:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How come celebrities siblings try to become famous like their sibling but seem to never achieve that goal?

Like they try to become as famous as they were. Like they try to get into like the same buisness as they do but seem to never be as successful?

2006-11-20 13:26:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you have the persistence to wear down someone's resistance?

♥

2006-11-20 13:26:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do moms check there baby's diapers, are you sniffer or a poker?

LOL..just askin for kicks.

2006-11-20 13:26:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Zany way to order a pizza!?

1. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
3. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
4. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
5. Answer their questions with questions.
6. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
7. Use these bonus words in the coversation: ROBUST, FREE-SPIRITED, COST-EFFICIENT, UKRANIAN, PUCE
8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
11. Stutter on the letter 'p'.
12. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
13. Say "hello", act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
14. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panice and become disoriented.
15. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
16. Change your accent every three seconds.
17. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
18. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "Bed-wetters' camp, right?"
19. Start your order with, "I'd like . . .", a little later, slao yourself and say, "No, I don't!"
20. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right say, "OK, that'll be $10.99, please pull up to the first window."
21. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
22. Put the accent on the last syllable of 'pepperoni'. Use the long 'i' sound.
23. Say, "are you SURE this is Papa John's?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!"
24. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream, "GOODBYE!" at the top of your lungs.
25. Imitate the order taker's voice.
26. When they say, "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
27. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the delivery driver hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
28. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
29. Ask to see a menu.
30. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
31. Belch directly into the mouthpiece, then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
32. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"
33. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
34. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
35. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
36. Call to complain about the service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
37. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
38. Report petty theft to the order taker.
39. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town!"
40. Woner aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
41. Try to talk while drinking something.
42. Start the conversation with, "My call to Papa John's, take one, and . . .action!"
43. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
44. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does?" Stimulate a cutoff.
45. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
46. Say, "Kssssssshhhht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
47. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
48. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
49. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that say, "I said, 'sauce smothered with meat'!"
50. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
51. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
52. When you're given the price say, "Oooooooooh, that sounds complicated, I hate math."
53. When they say, "Will that be all?" snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
54. Order with a Speak-and-Spell where applicable.
55. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
56. Dance all around the word 'pizza'. Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it say, "Please don't mention that word."
57. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell, "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
58. Order a steamed pizza.

2006-11-20 13:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by circa 1980 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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do you think I should tell her or let sleeping dogs be?

I was at a friends apartment today and she was tidying up and I took out the garbage for her. I took her cat with me and for something to do and was goofing around with the kittie and put in the garbage shoot just to see how it fit and it slipped out of my hands and went down 5 floors, lots of wierd noises to... I got it back out of the garbage room but the cat is acting strange it seems ok went for a ride haha... should I tell her what happened or let it be?

2006-11-20 13:24:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Horoscopes?

horoscopes are awesom and all of thme are diffrent from each other i was thinking of doin a scale of what was the most common sigh. im a saggitaruis the archer in case u dont kno ur aniaml or creature here is the list:
taurus:bull
cancer:crab
pises:fish
libra:scale
leo:lion
virgo:virgin
gemini:twins
scorpio:scorpian
saggitatirus:archer
capricorn:sea goat,goat
aquarius:water barrier
aries:ram
ps.horoscopes rocs!
pss.althoguh they should not kno ur life i mean really u can change.

2006-11-20 13:24:04 · 13 answers · asked by poetist 1 in Horoscopes

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Would you prefer a room overlooking the Ocean or room overlooking the City?

2006-11-20 13:23:57 · 26 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why do most all celebrities have ugly babies?

It seems like every time I turn on the television I see a famous pop singer or actor with their ugly baby or child. And I know some of you may dissagree, but there are some ugly babies out their in the world. And it seems like celebrities have the ugly ones, or the third world ugly ones from "bum-****" Africa. But people who are not in the limelight and live life not knowing how they are going to have a Merry Christmas, have the most beautiful children ever born.

2006-11-20 13:23:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Poop (always smells like chocolate) or pee (smells like fresh lemonade)?

2006-11-20 13:23:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do some people say that Katie Holmes is ugly?

2006-11-20 13:22:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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How old is too old to go in a mosh pit?

2006-11-20 13:21:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you could choose what language to learn, which would it be?

2006-11-20 13:21:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you believe that the best is yet to come?

♥

2006-11-20 13:21:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Please help me !! I need to know the name of this song!?

the bridge/chorus kinda goes like this: (a slash means the end of a line or a pause)
cuz I/know it's you and you/ feel it too/ and I/ know there beside me/ Anything that I could do I would do it all for you/ give me a chance and I'll prove my love/what you saw inside of me are things that no one ever sees/ help me find my way inside
and make this dream come true
*(its a young guy singer and its sounds sort of alternative)
if you know the artist or song title pleese tell me i really want to know!!

2006-11-20 13:21:20 · 5 answers · asked by Lo 2 in Music

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What are some good uplifting film scores?

2006-11-20 13:19:41 · 4 answers · asked by J3Buckets 2 in Music

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What do you think of this song I wrote?

I never thought, it'd be me
running around soothing your every need
Cause I never knew, you'd be this way
enjoying to boss me all day
I guess I can't wait to be in my room
oh great another 600years of doom
But one day, I know, you'll be sorry when I'm gone

Cause I knew you never liked me anyway
I knew I just drived you crazy
But remember the time I came over?
You just said that I was sober...

I never thought, it'd be me
running around soothing your every need
Cause I never knew, you'd be this way
enjoying to boss me all day
I guess I can't wait to be in my room
oh great another 600years of doom
But one day, I know, you'll be sorry when I'm gone

I treated you like a goddess,
I knew you'd never be that modest
And now its the end of the song,
Didn't you hate it all along?