Entertainment & Music - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 13:17:12 · 2 answers · asked by lexy 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-20 13:16:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

“No, Fred, I got fired from there.”

“Oh that’s to bad, so what happened?”

“Well, I started out working at the warehouse,
running the boxing machine, then after a couple
of months, I transferred and I ran the pickle separator
machine. Then, a month later, I transferred again, to
the pickle slicing machine.
Running a pickle slicing machine is boring, so I
started doing some things I shouldn’t have”

“Yeah, well, like what? Mess with the boss’s wife? Ha ha”

“Almost as bad.. I got caught sticking my member in a Pickle
Washer and the boss said he couldn’t have that here, it's just too dangerous. So I got fired.”

“Wow, that must have been exciting… what happened to the Pickle Washer?”

“Oh, they fired her, too”

2006-11-20 13:16:47 · 5 answers · asked by scrubbag 7 in Jokes & Riddles

okay, you know the scene at the end, when they're being crowned? and aslan is calling them by their names?
"king peter the ________. queen susan the __________....." so on and so forth?
well, what are those words?

2006-11-20 13:16:11 · 7 answers · asked by need 2 get a grip 3 in Movies

can someone pls explain to me y rockstars put on blck nail polish. i have never understood the reason why becos i dont like rock. can someone please shed some light on it?

=)

2006-11-20 13:15:50 · 14 answers · asked by §èxÿtàmmý ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

Where can I find a remote control for a receiver/amp Denon DRA 625?

2006-11-20 13:15:15 · 3 answers · asked by â?¥á?¦à®?á?¬ DAX á?¦à®?á?¬â?¥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

some of it is:

"if i wasn't made for you then why does my heart tell me that i am. is there a way that i can stay in your eyes."

and then there's a part that says.
"if you aren't made for me then why do i dream of you as my wife"

someone please tell me who sings this and the song name
it's been bothering me for a while

2006-11-20 13:14:50 · 8 answers · asked by Caitie 2 in Music

2006-11-20 13:14:34 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:14:14 · 14 answers · asked by CJBig 5 in Polls & Surveys

yet?

2006-11-20 13:13:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

West Side Story.

2006-11-20 13:13:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-20 13:13:37 · 26 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."



"My god!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"

2006-11-20 13:13:24 · 4 answers · asked by leolady0765 4 in Jokes & Riddles

After all, he got away with the murder and is publishing book about the murder similar to the storyline in Basic Instinct.

2006-11-20 13:13:07 · 12 answers · asked by the_ron 2 in Polls & Surveys

It was a month ago but yooh have to guess the date...its between 7-20....GUESS AWAY AND EARN !) POINTS! 1st person to gets it!

2006-11-20 13:13:06 · 20 answers · asked by tink tink.....TiNkErBeLL! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I would love to download the songs sung by the ladies in tribute to Reba!

2006-11-20 13:12:35 · 2 answers · asked by mle220206 1 in Music

These are from a book called ' Disorder in the American Courts', and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were taking place!

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.


ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.



ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.


ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.


ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.


ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?


ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....


ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.


ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!


ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.


ATTORNEY: But nevertheless could the patient have still been alive?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

2006-11-20 13:12:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

finds this song addictive.

zombie-the cranberries

2006-11-20 13:11:43 · 10 answers · asked by Brutal_Yet_Beautiful 2 in Music

please tell me so i can beat my brother, who i suspect cheats...

2006-11-20 13:11:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If so what do u thing is the best "How to draw Manga" is?
if you have a lot, of corse.

2006-11-20 13:10:44 · 15 answers · asked by Kira 1 in Comics & Animation

i'm from grand rapids mi. and we have indian mounds by the river.

2006-11-20 13:10:29 · 15 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

tell me where can I download the music?

Im using red hat fedora core 4

2006-11-20 13:10:21 · 7 answers · asked by krrish 2 in Music

nothing against him im just curious

2006-11-20 13:10:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've not watched the show, since it's new season started and I was just wondering, what kind of creature or "thing" if you will, it turned out to be.

Thanks!

2006-11-20 13:10:07 · 6 answers · asked by Judy B 2 in Television

What would be the one thing about you they would notice right off has changed? (besides the obvious, you are older)

2006-11-20 13:08:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:07:48 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i am tired of seening all these teens from disney!

2006-11-20 13:07:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-20 13:07:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-20 13:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Need music suggestion. Please Help!!!?
My son is 5 months old and for christmas i am making my mother a dvd movie with all of his pitcures. the problem is i need music for the dvd and i cant think of any good songs, the only one i have is " you are so bueatiful to me" by joe cocker. Any suggestions would be great thanks. I need alot cuz the movie is pretty long.

2006-11-20 13:06:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music