About 2 hours ago when Yahoo decided to scare everyone into thinking we all forgot our passwords.
2006-11-20 13:19:23
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answer #1
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answered by ~Kricket~ 6
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Today at work. A patient came into the hospital obviously drunk, you could smell it he was stumbling and couldn't talk. I asked him how much he has to drink his reply was "only 2 beers". I just looked at him with the "Oh please...give me a break" look.
2006-11-20 21:20:15
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answer #2
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answered by kim_in_craig 7
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When the Yahoo censors gave me a violation notice for asking the question, "Have you ever eaten a day old wiener from the 7-11?
2006-11-20 21:19:11
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answered by Anonymous
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when the lock to the office door crapped out (it's electronic) and maintenance told me to put a desk in front of it until tomorrow.
Not mentioning that we have millions of $ of equipment just laying around, open to the world, barred by a desk (No way, I wasnt breaking a nail!).
I got the screw gun from my car and some 4" desk screws at the hardware store and now the door is secure.
2006-11-20 21:17:30
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answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7
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When my daughter e-mailed me last week and told me what an ex-girlfriend was up to now! Not quite in those words but the meaning was the same!
2006-11-20 21:21:50
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answered by Damned fan 7
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Today my math teacher said we'd have a quiz tomorow in class! Can You beleive that the day before break we have to actually use our brains!!! Come on!
2006-11-20 21:16:48
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answered by K L 3
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I agree with ~Kricket~ yahoo had me rolling balls.. "Oh God... Give me a break.. what the hell's going on now?!" were the exact words out my mouth lol..
2006-11-20 21:21:32
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answered by ☆Karma☆ 6
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About 5 minutes ago.
2006-11-20 21:16:25
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answered by CJBig 5
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Last saturday..when a youngin' asked me for I.D. to buy booze..lol..Usually I am flattered but this kid looked too young to even sell it !
2006-11-20 21:24:31
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answered by *toona* 7
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The last time I talked to this one girl I know....who will remain nameless....but everything our of her mouth makes me think that.....
2006-11-20 21:19:25
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answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5
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