A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My god!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
2006-11-20 13:13:24 · 4 answers · asked by leolady0765 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG hilarious.
2006-11-20 14:16:33 · answer #1 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you don't think too deeply into it it's a nice comeback. One could argue that seven years of loneliness is nothing to joke about. I thought it was funny.
2006-11-20 21:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by ...Wise One... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one:)
2006-11-20 21:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by bamabunch5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! that made me smile :D
2006-11-20 21:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋