SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****....
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
2006-11-20 13:39:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked the last joke about Disney, we have a similar on-going joke at work cos someone is scared sh****es of dwarfs!!!
2006-11-21 04:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by julia s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-22 03:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, those were all funny, and this one ,
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
was very true.
oh, and there is no "disneyland" in china but there are amusement parks, so what they did instead was lower the hieght limit. there really was no too short, there was too tall, tallest you could be for any ride was 6foot5 . and
Sum Ting Wong, would be a vietnamese name, not , not chinese,
sorry if i sounded like i was criticising you, i still thoiuhgt all of them were very very funny
2006-11-20 14:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i know this isnt an answer, cuz there is not a question [[well there is a lot of questions - the jokes]], but what ever. and most of these jokes are actually pretty funny, lol. except the blonde ones - i am blonde -
2006-11-20 14:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time someone posted it on here, not the 28.
2006-11-20 14:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's offensive about these? They're fab!!! (I think the jokes are on drugs, though, cos they're all a bit spaced out. *Now maybe THAT'S offensive).
2006-11-20 13:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! all of them....theyre just jokes, people shouldnt take offence to them. LOL love em
2006-11-20 13:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!
2006-11-20 13:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. Thanks for that pick me up. I'm going to print this out and hang it on my frig. I love it!
2006-11-20 13:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by hotmomma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
i think its important for all of us to laugh at ourselves!
2006-11-20 13:50:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋