Fake Eye
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.
The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here -- you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.
2006-11-20 13:48:51 · 22 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey!!! How did the news of my antics reach India? You guessed it …I am the man who won all the bets at the bar. The best part was the pissing all over the bartender…LOL…I say. “I bet you are not going to give me the ten points.”
2006-11-20 16:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you forgot the second part of the joke
he goes up to the bartender a third time and bets him 10,000 dollars that he can piss into one bottle and not spill a drop. the bartender agrees and the man pisses all over the bar and bartender. the bartender asks him what possessed him to make that bet and he replies i just bet a guy in the back i could piss all over you and the bar for 100,000 dollars and you would still be smiling
2006-11-20 13:56:38 · answer #2 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What`s fake water?
2016-05-22 03:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-11-20 15:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was a pretty good one...
out of 1-10...i would give this one a 6
thanks for the laugh
=]
2006-11-20 16:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-11-20 20:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Foolish bartender......made that guy look smart......he should have anticipated that the guy is a cheat.........he paid penalty for his fooishness....lo......good joke.....I liked it........hahahaha
2006-11-20 18:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u forget the second part ,thnks for the same to sresto.
2006-11-20 20:11:01 · answer #8 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u see it in mumbai mirror on nov 18?????
haaa caught u
but it is really nice
2006-11-20 22:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a best joke.
2006-11-20 15:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋