Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical.
After an hour or so, the doctor looks at Mrs. Jones and says the following: "Mrs. Jones, overall you are very healthy for a 45 year old. There is however, only one problem. You are 40 pounds overweight and bordering on obese. I would strongly suggest that you diet now to save any complications in later years."
She looks sternly at him and says, "I demand a second opinion".
"OK" he says, "you're dirt ugly as well!"
2006-11-20 13:42:16 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke goes back so far, that back then, when the doctors were practicing medicine, they were PRACTICING!!
Second opinion: Yo momma is still dirt ugly !!
2006-11-20 13:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie, but still a goodie. It gave me a giggle;)
2006-11-20 13:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by bamabunch5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2006-11-20 13:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mojo Seeker Of Knowlege 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh yeah!
2006-11-20 13:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Simmy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! but gotta say, an unprofessional doctor
2006-11-20 13:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really old and medium funny.
2006-11-20 13:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope don't like it! Sry I don't see the humor it that!
2006-11-20 13:44:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Made me smile anyway.
2006-11-20 14:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FTL......
was it
funnny????
forgot to laugh
2006-11-20 13:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Well she did get what she asked for, didn't she?
2006-11-20 13:44:10 · answer #10 · answered by AngryAmerican82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋