I went into the bathroom at the hotel where it was hosted and ran into Shaquille O'Neal. he had the biggest johnson I ever saw. I almost fainted, I thought it was the loch ness monster.
I couldn't help but ask him if there was a secret to making it that big.
He said, "every night when i go to bed, I whip it out and bang it against the bed post"
So that night, when I got home, my wife was fast asleep.
I took my johnson out and banged it against the bed post.
My wife said, "Is that you, Shaq?"
Should I divorce her?
2006-11-17
15:56:15
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