I went into the bathroom at the hotel where it was hosted and ran into Shaquille O'Neal. he had the biggest johnson I ever saw. I almost fainted, I thought it was the loch ness monster.
I couldn't help but ask him if there was a secret to making it that big.
He said, "every night when i go to bed, I whip it out and bang it against the bed post"
So that night, when I got home, my wife was fast asleep.
I took my johnson out and banged it against the bed post.
My wife said, "Is that you, Shaq?"
Should I divorce her?
2006-11-17 15:56:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO .. now that's funny!
2006-11-17 16:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My johnson isnt small but while in high school this dude had a HUGE johnson, and i can still rember all the girls he used to go out with and used to think, my GOD! they love a small arm up in them,
2006-11-17 16:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by New Foil Hat1134 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was good, but a few nights ago, there was a 'johnson' rage, everyone was talking about johnson
2006-11-17 16:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but it still put a smile on my face.
2006-11-17 15:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Carlos Mencia...
"I wonder how big Shaq's penis is....."
2006-11-17 15:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha never heard that one before thats funny!
2006-11-17 16:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by destinygirl918 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny haha jokes you make right now.
2006-11-17 15:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Max K 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2006-11-17 15:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, she was just dreaming
2006-11-17 16:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by earthygirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No!! You should have a threesome!
2006-11-17 15:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋