Entertainment & Music - 11 November 2006

2006-11-11 01:35:27 · 46 answers · asked by Pardon Moi? 3 in Polls & Surveys

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,

"Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation.

When she had finished, the little boy produced an enrolemtn form which he had brought home from scholl and said,

"Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

2006-11-11 01:35:01 · 26 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-11 01:34:53 · 43 answers · asked by maya 1 in Movies

I'm not talking about in a fight or who's better, I'm talking about similarities like for instance

both have lost their parents at an early age

both were raised by their ant and uncle

both risk their lives constantly

both have a male and female friend

both have feelings for their female friend and don't know what to do about it

both have lost someone important to them

both fight evil constantly

both have had girlfriends that are redheads

both have broken up with those girlfriends because they thought they'd be in danger

both save the world from evil constantly

and finally

at the end of first spider man movie and in the Half Blood Prince both end at funeral with the main characters walking away with the heavy weight of the world on their shoulders

2006-11-11 01:33:52 · 16 answers · asked by brian c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 01:32:09 · 7 answers · asked by Abi H 1 in Television

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fire man's hat and sitting in a red wagon.

It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever.
When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly.

Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, “That's really a nice fire engine you have there, son.

But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck.”

“Yeah,” Johnny replied, “but then I wouldn't have a siren.”

2006-11-11 01:31:58 · 19 answers · asked by stone 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Or is it just very annoying

2006-11-11 01:31:44 · 17 answers · asked by Silly Rabbit 1 in Polls & Surveys

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom... I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too.

I've learned that marujuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit, for you to know your grandchildren

.
Your daughter, Judith

P.S. Mom, it's not true! I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer. Love you

2006-11-11 01:29:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

panic at the disco or fall out boy

2006-11-11 01:29:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

or can you see/ feel it when somebody is talking...
I can...

2006-11-11 01:29:35 · 13 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 01:29:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Really raped that Desiree Wsahington ...?

Was he set up ?? ... or did he just not have the manners to get her a taxi home ...??

What do you think really happened ... and if his surname was kennedy ... would he have got away with it ..?

2006-11-11 01:28:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Where is she from?

2006-11-11 01:27:34 · 14 answers · asked by Leo 3 in Celebrities

I do it all the time...but new year, Partyyyyyyy :)

2006-11-11 01:26:56 · 16 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two Irishmen in London whilst looking for work were strolling down Oxford Street. After walking for a few minutes, Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you have a look at that shop over there, I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"

Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are, will you have a look at that. Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin so we would."

Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay Taxes and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't."

Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No he won't."

"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English." So the two visitors to the illustrious capital city go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then Proceeds to do his best>Warren Mitchell impression; "Awwwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle 'un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'."

Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles, takes a look at Murphy as well, then says to Paddy "You're Irish aren't you?"

Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be' Jesus. Mary mother of Christ, if that ain't me best English accent ? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish?"

The Owner replies "This is a Dry Cleaners".

2006-11-11 01:26:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which is ur favourite song??
name it along with the artist

2006-11-11 01:26:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-11 01:25:48 · 11 answers · asked by Lin m 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine hates it when I know he's doing it...lol

2006-11-11 01:24:48 · 10 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

the path of the righteuos man is truelly be-set by....in it?

2006-11-11 01:24:24 · 8 answers · asked by zerocool 3 in Movies

The name of the last song you listened to? Or are listening to? Or want to listen to? You get the picture.. :P Thanks!

2006-11-11 01:24:21 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

through hours of painstaking research you figured out who they were... what would you do?

2006-11-11 01:23:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 01:23:07 · 6 answers · asked by Gunmetal Grey 3 in Polls & Surveys

dude/girl hit on you......would you

A. Tell your best friend

B. Say nothing to your best friend but tell the person that it had better not happen again or you would tell? Or

C. Take him or her up on their offer?

2006-11-11 01:23:02 · 9 answers · asked by Thumper 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 01:22:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 01:22:31 · 4 answers · asked by lisa 1 in Music

Scratch it? lol

I once scratched an infected mosquito bite which was tiny and then it was big as h.e.l.l! -.-

2006-11-11 01:21:59 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 01:19:32 · 4 answers · asked by kv 1 in Celebrities

I have 9 so far...

2006-11-11 01:19:29 · 21 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s
to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions".
Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
A Christmas tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

2006-11-11 01:18:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it true that if you put your knickers inside out by accident.. it will give you good luck for the whole day?

2006-11-11 01:17:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles