A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fire man's hat and sitting in a red wagon.
It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever.
When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly.
Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, “That's really a nice fire engine you have there, son.
But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck.”
“Yeah,” Johnny replied, “but then I wouldn't have a siren.”
2006-11-11 01:31:58 · 19 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.
2006-11-11 19:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amezing
2006-11-11 23:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but cruel for the dog.
2006-11-13 00:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but it shouldnt happen to a dog
2006-11-12 06:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny yar clean as me
2006-11-12 12:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmf'nao thats a good one but i feel sorry 4 the poor little doggie!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-11 13:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1, lmao
2006-11-11 10:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that poor dogggggggie
good joke
keep it up
2006-11-11 09:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by ROCKSTAR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny.....the smartie......always make me chuckle.........good one.......LOL
2006-11-12 05:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 12:14:39 · answer #10 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a nice one
2006-11-11 10:04:59 · answer #11 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋