Funny question?

Question

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,

"Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation.

When she had finished, the little boy produced an enrolemtn form which he had brought home from scholl and said,

"Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

Answer 1

so funny.

Answer 2

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?", replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

"No", replied Little Johnny, "he minded his own fricking business!!"

Little Johnny took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, Little Johnny asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-LLLO...it's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR?"

Little Johnny's teacher found Little Johnny in the playground studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while Little Johnny held the tiny object up to the light, saying, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."

Curious, the teacher asked, "What do you have there?"

Little Johnny replied, "I don't know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."

The teacher responded, "Let me take a look."

So Little Johnny handed it over and the teacher rolled it between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it. "Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"

Little Johnny replied, "Out of my nose."

Answer 3

Poor little one must be pondering that the school teacher who gave the enrolement form was silly to leave a little square on that paper to write all what his Mum narrated.Wise Mum!!!!!

Answer 4

Really it is very funny that a boy of 2-4 years of age ( this is normal age when a boy goes to school)goes to school for the first time and is asked to fill the form.above all he has the sense to read and write and understand the things and has such an wide perspective.
really you must be writer of the Bollywood,who can imagine such things.

Answer 5

Cool Joke

Answer 6

it's funny, but you need to how more that the question the boy meant was on the form it asked for gender (sex)

Answer 7

The simple ans is best in some situations. lol

Answer 8

It is funny but i hav got funnier 1ce

Answer 9

Very old joke

Answer 10

hehe poor mom

Answer 11

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