A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom... I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too.
I've learned that marujuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit, for you to know your grandchildren
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Your daughter, Judith
P.S. Mom, it's not true! I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer. Love you
2006-11-11 01:29:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like it - well worth the read!
2006-11-11 01:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have passed out long before I got to the end of the letter and then had a heart attack when I came round!!!
2006-11-11 05:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give my brainiac daughter $5.00 for that clever and entertaining letter (after I recovered from the shock), then deal with the darn report card.
2006-11-11 01:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Zeera 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You have got to give her 10 out of 10 for brains really haven't you lmao....
Bless her least she has listed all the things she has to stay away from so she is well aware....
Give her a hug from me xxx
2006-11-11 02:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dying in a dream surely means "exchange." it extremely is she is making an attempt to "kill" who you're and turn you into somebody who you're no longer. you think of subconsciously she is desirable in a manner, shown via your son hating you. surely, you acquire to discern it out for your self. Is she precise? according to risk there could be some certainty in what she says. ultimate of success. Peace
2016-12-14 05:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is good.
I think i'll be mader at her for making such a joke than i would be at the report card
2006-11-11 01:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one!
If I had ever written a note like that to me mum...she would have been flat out on the floor with a heartattack before she ever got to the "it's not true ,mom!".....lol
2006-11-11 01:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a creative diversion....gotta give her that. I'd slap her around a little and then kick her out to make her letter true. ;)
2006-11-11 01:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by E B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kind of sounds like my sister..except shes not pregnant..i think..and shes not kidding.
2006-11-11 01:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey,good one! lol
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2006-11-11 03:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋