Entertainment & Music - 10 November 2006

Give us a sense of humor, Lord,

Give us the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life.

Amen.

Pls feel free to add on to the prayer.

2006-11-10 01:28:59 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

& in what movie??

2006-11-10 01:28:41 · 13 answers · asked by cooly_sang86 2 in Movies

2006-11-10 01:28:18 · 3 answers · asked by polystyrene_high 2 in Music

you know, him in donnie darko and broke back mountain. I would give my eyes away just to kiss that man. Am i sad or does anyone agree. Ps I know i asked this already but i deleted my email notifications on accident.

2006-11-10 01:28:17 · 10 answers · asked by donna s 2 in Celebrities

Patrick Dempsey
Denzel Washington
Taye Diggs
Blair Underwood

2006-11-10 01:27:35 · 7 answers · asked by luna1663@sbcglobal.net 1 in Television

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"" That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter reponded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

2006-11-10 01:27:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"

2006-11-10 01:27:26 · 9 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean, he pretended he was a white guy brought up in a black neighbourhood and all that other BS when he came from a rich family in Texas. And despite the fact he stole the bass-line from Queen and David Bowie how does that make him not a valid artist in his own right?

When you compare him to all the theiving plaguristic rappers and commercial studio boybands today - Vanilla Ice comes up looking lilly white.

2006-11-10 01:27:17 · 14 answers · asked by angle_of_deat_69 5 in Celebrities

2006-11-10 01:26:38 · 3 answers · asked by jc c 2 in Movies

it's by my chemical romance, it goes something like this: havent' you ppl ever heard of, closing the gd door.

2006-11-10 01:26:27 · 7 answers · asked by rachella2007 2 in Music

Does anyone sometimes think that southpark kinda goes to far with some of the jokes especially with some of the racist terms. Dont get me wrong I love the show to death but sometimes I think Southpark just overdoes it a little bit

2006-11-10 01:26:25 · 10 answers · asked by shorty_by_nature 2 in Television

I guess these people whoever they are are wannabees. They probably just hang around famous people trying to be noticed.

2006-11-10 01:26:21 · 2 answers · asked by ChaliQ 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-10 01:25:51 · 3 answers · asked by raja l 1 in Music

2006-11-10 01:25:39 · 6 answers · asked by noghtyboy 1 in Movies

If you only had 5 songs in a chart what would they be, don't have to be the latest.

2006-11-10 01:25:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Aliens are coming to abduct all of the good looking sexy people only. YOU ARE SAFE. I'm just E.Mailing to say goodbye.

2006-11-10 01:25:02 · 13 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-10 01:25:01 · 1 answers · asked by Dizel 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-11-10 01:24:19 · 9 answers · asked by onibur23 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 01:23:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

list them.

2006-11-10 01:23:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-10 01:22:54 · 12 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please tell me in EXTREME detail what happened on Grey's Anatomy last night. I missed it. I can't watch it today either because I have to work.

2006-11-10 01:22:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I, for one, sure as hell don't love him!

2006-11-10 01:22:00 · 20 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

One day, in the recreation room of the Peaceville
Nursing Home, a little old woman and a little old
man were sitting watching t.v. There was usually
nothing better to do.

The little old woman suddenly turned to the little
old man and said "I bet I can guess your age." The
little old man responded. "Can not." The little
old woman replied, "Yes, I can. All I have to do
is take a good look at your penis. I can tell a
person's age by their penis."

The little old man thought about this for a while,
and then decided to see if this was true. So, he
stood up and dropped his drawers.

The little old woman took a long good look at the
penis. She studied it for a few minutes and then
smiled. "You are 94", she said.

The little old man was amazed! "You're right!" He
laughed. "How could you do that?"

"Oh," smiled the little old woman, "You told me
yesterday."

thanks for answering, plz give a thumbs up if you like it, thumbs up if you dont. Thanks!

2006-11-10 01:21:55 · 15 answers · asked by Creston M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

HOTEL

2006-11-10 01:20:43 · 27 answers · asked by natalia k 7 in Polls & Surveys

Trick is you can't tell me any sort of joke, 'ever wondered' or one liner. Good luck!

2006-11-10 01:20:37 · 19 answers · asked by Barbie73 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know the words to the song "Firelake" by Bob Seger?

2006-11-10 01:19:47 · 8 answers · asked by Redbird 7 in Music

At the circus baby new crawls into rhe lions cage and is eaten up by a lion, daddy new tries to recue him and is mauled to death by a lioness, mummy new who is watching all this collapses and dies of a broken heart.


That's the end of the news, here's the weather forecast

2006-11-10 01:19:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

HOTEL

2006-11-10 01:19:36 · 21 answers · asked by natalia k 7 in Polls & Surveys

oh no I used a preposition to end a sentence WITH

2006-11-10 01:19:06 · 12 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys