A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"" That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter reponded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2006-11-10 01:27:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so which clock is blairs. the wrist watch that makes the matching pair and desk fan?
hahahahahahahahaha
2006-11-10 01:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that iz really rude. i know that there is alot going on right now but give a little slack, everyone lies, its just that some people never get found out.
2006-11-10 09:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sleeping Beauty 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I take it that Bush is not on your christmas list. I loved it. Hope you don't mind if i pass it along.
2006-11-10 09:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by doug and ann 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice to find it wasnt rude
2006-11-10 09:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-11-10 09:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like bush
2006-11-10 09:37:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a real good one.
2006-11-10 10:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by sweetthing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha , bush is a joke all in his own
2006-11-10 09:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by treetown2 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha LOVE IT, totally made me crack up.
2006-11-10 09:28:51 · answer #9 · answered by chanda 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha that a good joke
2006-11-10 09:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋