A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
2006-11-10 01:27:26 · 9 answers · asked by EL Big Ed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is a definite brilliant joke! well done... btw, the menu sounds tempting.. hmm...
2006-11-10 01:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good. 8 out of 10!
2006-11-10 01:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that the truth!!! all that mud slinging!! Thank GOD the election is over... back to normal commercials and no annoying phone calls!!!!
2006-11-10 01:33:14 · answer #3 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and when the cannibal was in the toilet he was crying. when his friend asked him why he was crying, the cannibal replied" i just dumped my girlfriend"
2006-11-10 01:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by curious2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2006-11-10 01:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2006-11-10 01:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by lifesquestions? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-10 01:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one! :)
2006-11-10 01:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to agree.
2006-11-10 01:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋