Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2006

I want to leave a message for someone without them knowing its me. I ideally want to sound like the guy in the film 'Saw'. Does anyone know of any device i can use to help me create the effect?

2006-11-01 02:20:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-01 02:20:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 02:19:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At the end of last season, two guys on a boat phoned a blonde woman to say that they've spotted another electomagnetic pulse (or something like that). When I saw the episode, I thought the woman was Penelope, Desmond's girlfriend. Now I'm fuzzy on it and think it might have been Juliet. Does anyone remember?

2006-11-01 02:19:52 · 3 answers · asked by Pink Denial 6 in Television

And it's not "Bark"!

2006-11-01 02:19:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-01 02:18:35 · 12 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

you know, with it being hump day and all.

2006-11-01 02:17:05 · 22 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

IT ROCKS!!!!!

2006-11-01 02:16:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

3 questions actually!

2006-11-01 02:16:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Body Piercing place in Morris, Illinois?

2006-11-01 02:16:31 · 3 answers · asked by kyle 5 in Polls & Surveys

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.

"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.

When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers' technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all!

"How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.

Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"

2006-11-01 02:15:56 · 16 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

older people at Polls&Surveys than there used to be. When I was in school, I could never go on a page like this during class. These kids have it made. It seems that when I log on now, there are more kids than adults here. - And there writing from school!

2006-11-01 02:15:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It seems they think they are the nicest people on earth and "Who could fall out with me?" When in fact the ones I know are rude and moody when it suits them and they seem to have no conscience or regard for anyones feelings other than themselves?

2006-11-01 02:14:51 · 14 answers · asked by . 5 in Horoscopes

2006-11-01 02:14:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.' Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, 'All right buddy, what's your name?' 'Sam,' the man moaned. 'Where ya from, Sam?' With pain in his voice Sam replied 'The balcony.'

2006-11-01 02:14:42 · 18 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 02:14:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my favorite most gorgeous UPS man just made a delivery.....!

2006-11-01 02:14:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Remember... pretty people have more germs!

2006-11-01 02:13:49 · 9 answers · asked by kisme86 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 02:13:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-01 02:12:59 · 12 answers · asked by Lilel 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 02:12:49 · 6 answers · asked by jeremy C 1 in Polls & Surveys

....and the only thing to eat was a rat, and the only thing to drink was toilet water, would you?

2006-11-01 02:12:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking about giving a friend a subscription to Reader's Digest magazine. What do you think?

2006-11-01 02:12:16 · 23 answers · asked by MMC 2 in Magazines

2006-11-01 02:11:45 · 19 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 02:11:36 · 23 answers · asked by S&S 5 in Polls & Surveys

I had a cat when I was a teenager, and one time when we were gone for the day, she climbed into one of my dresser drawers and had her kittens all over my brand new school clothes.

Another time, she crawled into my mother's closet and had kittens all over her shoes.

We had her fixed after that........lol

2006-11-01 02:11:32 · 3 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 02:11:13 · 2 answers · asked by Junior 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 02:10:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've never met of person born of New Zealand descent. Do guys know of anyone of New Zealand descent?

2006-11-01 02:10:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.' The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.' She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.' The wife is furious. She yells at him 'Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ...' The man sighs and says, 'It's started ...'

2006-11-01 02:09:52 · 13 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Jokes & Riddles