Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.
"How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.
When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers' technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all!
"How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.
They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.
Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"
2006-11-01 02:15:56 · 16 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow that was great ! Lawyers have been laid by Engineers....It was a good and much required lesson for the Lawyers to get themselves screwed who otherwise screw others everyday ! Ha Ha Ha .................Great One!!! 10/10 for a neat and clean joke!
2006-11-01 04:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once the lawyers can produced a ticket for the real inspection
they will spin the bean about the three engineers next door
2006-11-01 10:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Engineers without returning the ticket they kept the ticket for themselves. When the real Ticket collector comes for inspection they produced it but god only has to save the lawyers.
2006-11-02 02:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by k.n. s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, what a great joke, thank you.
well the lesson from this joke is : if u want to be a great lawyer, first of all become an engineer, and if u are already an engineer why will you care being a lawyer.
2006-11-02 05:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by The Kabbalist man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe a clean classic joke
2006-11-01 10:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wonderful joke.
2006-11-02 23:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>> very good joke>>>>>>>I am still laughing>>>>>Isn't it true Engineers are intellingent than Lawyers?
2006-11-01 23:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
2006-11-01 10:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that it's funny and decent.
2006-11-04 09:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Krishna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 11:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋