A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, 'Get me a beer before it starts.' The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.' She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute.' The wife is furious. She yells at him 'Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ...' The man sighs and says, 'It's started ...'
2006-11-01 02:09:52 · 13 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, I dont know WHY that made me laugh but it did.
2006-11-01 02:12:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie but goodie!
2006-11-01 10:44:27 · answer #2 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still tickled me!
2006-11-01 10:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by bimby babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...
2006-11-01 10:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-01 10:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by misscool800 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 11:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-01 10:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever
2006-11-01 10:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by D8411 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaa LOL
2006-11-02 00:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-) poor hubby
2006-11-01 10:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋