The Town Drunk only had ten bucks and wanted some action at the 'House of Madame' but only Sandpaper Sally agreed.
On the bed, the Drunk stopped halfway saying, 'No wonder they call you Sandpaper Sally, you're very rough inside there.
Sally brushed the comment aside and continued with their 'pleasure'.
The Drunk stopped and said that he could't go on, his 'thing' was getting too sore and asked Sally to please do something about this situation.
Sallly went into the bathroom and came back out after a few minutes and they resume 'business'.
Wow! said the Drunk, 'this is great, its really smooth and nice now, what did you do in there?
Did you apply cream? - No.
Did you put butter? - No.
Did you put soap? - No.
Then what did you do? -
Oh I just reached in with my finger nails and pick at the scabs and just let the pus run.
2006-11-01
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