Sandpaper Sally? ( warning, strong, disgusting content)?

Question

The Town Drunk only had ten bucks and wanted some action at the 'House of Madame' but only Sandpaper Sally agreed.
On the bed, the Drunk stopped halfway saying, 'No wonder they call you Sandpaper Sally, you're very rough inside there.
Sally brushed the comment aside and continued with their 'pleasure'.
The Drunk stopped and said that he could't go on, his 'thing' was getting too sore and asked Sally to please do something about this situation.
Sallly went into the bathroom and came back out after a few minutes and they resume 'business'.
Wow! said the Drunk, 'this is great, its really smooth and nice now, what did you do in there?
Did you apply cream? - No.

Did you put butter? - No.

Did you put soap? - No.

Then what did you do? -

Oh I just reached in with my finger nails and pick at the scabs and just let the pus run.

Answer 1

ewwwwwwwwwww
you almost made me puke up my lunch

Answer 2

Sandpaper Sally

Answer 3

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Sandpaper Sally? ( warning, strong, disgusting content)?
The Town Drunk only had ten bucks and wanted some action at the 'House of Madame' but only Sandpaper Sally agreed.
On the bed, the Drunk stopped halfway saying, 'No wonder they call you Sandpaper Sally, you're very rough inside there.
Sally brushed the comment aside and continued...

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When fighting a larger opponent there are several things you need to first be aware of: Do not grapple or fight on the ground, he is bigger and will throw you around like a pillow. Notice how fast he is, if he is slower than you than take a "run 'n gun" approach: jump/step in striking range, get a few hits in, then move out of range quickly, repeat. If he is fast then stay in closer, believe it or not, because bigger also means longer: longer arms and legs. If you stay out of range and he is fast he will use the tactic I gave you above and whoop you quick. I will cover "in-fighting" in a minute. Keep your elbows down with your fist near your cheeks, you want your arms to take all the beating: if he goes for the ribs drop your elbows, if he goes for your head raise your arms, etc. If you get an opportunity to block shove the inside of his elbows or his biceps with your fists or open hands. All of his strength is in the end of his arm during a strike, if he is bigger he might easily be able to punch through your guard, but the closer to the shoulder you get the less arm strength he has. Offense: When you strike aim exclusively for these points: nose, temple, solar plexus (top center of chest), armpits, lower ribs, and shins. When you punch his face just mash his nose into a pulp, breaking the nose causes blood to spurt down his face and his eyes to water up, thus giving you time to throw more strikes. If you're not punching the nose you should hook the temples of the head or rapid punch the solar plexus, be careful, however, that you don't punch the temples too hard, because you could give him a concussion. Upper cut the armpits and lower ribs to cause pain and break bones. Kick the shins hard and fast, this will bring him to the ground. For fighting really close upper-cut the lower ribs and armpits over and over again while blocking, your opponent should not be able to strike you very well necause he has longer arms than you. Kick the shins too. Another good hit is the elbow upper cut, slam your elbow into his chest over and over again while keeping your fists up. If he gets you in a grapple in an attempt to use his size where it is most effective here are a few "grapple-enders" you can use: pinch, twist, and rip, grab a hunk of flesh (the sides are the best), pinch as hard as you can while twisting and pulling away from the body, repeat, try it gently on your side to see how it feels. I discovered this move quite on accident when I got in fight with a much larger guy in high school, we were to to toe, and I was getting some good hits in when he literally tackles me to the ground (luckily I was on grass) and while I recover from floor impact he puts the "twist" on one of my legs. I grabbed the skin on his bicep and did the above move, and I literally tore his skin! He screamed in pain and let go, after which I went on to win the fight. Another good one is a poke to the eye, NOT a gouge, just like the 3 stooges, a POKE. You can even do a finger slap, which is where you flick your fingers at his eyes like you would snap a towel in the locker room. Well I think I will end here, because my post is getting pretty long, but if you want some more info feel free to e-mail me at my profile. Happy Training

Answer 5

Eeeewwwww.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Holy crap. Reminds me of that bottle of ketchup I had with all the earwigs in it...good times...goood times.

Answer 8

OMG. I think Im gonna throw up.

Answer 9

Ughhhh...that made me not want my toast ne more....funny but it made my stomache turn....but then again u did warn me....lol

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Answer 10

ROTFLMAO

But I heard it before
but STILL makes my skin crawl
damn *** nasty... ohhhhh