stop going on about it, my duck always..........
2006-11-01 02:57:03 · 50 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...gets a rash when you dribble sh*t?
..."quacks" a hard-on when you talk dirty?
...drops his ar*e when you quack too much?
2006-11-01 03:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eats all the stale bread for us. It saves us 10's of pounds every year in Duck food!
2006-11-01 03:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by kevin d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my duck always finishes the job.
2006-11-01 02:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gets out and I have scolded him about it. Shoot he is a duck and does ducky things. I would really appreciate it if you would just stop all the questions about him, he has feelings too you know?
2006-11-01 03:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
has to have the last word.bastard duck,pass me the oven and i'll roast him...delicious with chips or a jacket potato.mmm...
2006-11-01 02:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knows best,Quack quack
2006-11-01 03:01:09 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
floats back up through the bubbles in the bath tub
2006-11-01 19:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Andy M Thompson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Washes the dishes.
2006-11-01 02:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goes sailing down the Thames.
2006-11-01 09:11:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
swims in circles, since I cut off its leg for crapping on the carpet.
2006-11-01 03:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
barks when the postman comes along with the mail in the morning....... and as for shouting when the footies on ....Somebody help......I'll pay you to take him off my hands!
2006-11-01 03:42:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋