Mabel and Fred have been married for 50 years. One day Fred comes in and tells Mabel that he is leaving her. Mabel is understandably shocked and asks why - after 50 years of marraige - Fred is leaving her. Fred replies that he is going to live with their next door neighbour Doris. Even more shocked, Mabel asks what Doris does for Fred that she does not do. Fred replies that Doris gives him oral pleasure. Mabel says 'but Fred, I give you oral pleasure too'. Fred replies 'yes, but you don't have Parkinsons disease'.
2006-11-01 02:56:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So Wrong!
2006-11-01 02:58:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
come again??? jokes don't cut across most times (culture clash) so bear with me if I say i don't understand d parkinsons part (...oh now I get it....how could i have been such a parrot!)
2006-11-01 11:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by leksyd-online 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shaking with laughter
2006-11-04 17:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats was a good one lol heres one for ya. what does michale jackson like about 25yr olds? theres 20 of them!
2006-11-01 11:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by bettyboop 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Har Har Har Har Har Har Har.
2006-11-01 11:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by dervin 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I DO SO HOPE THAT DORIS TAKES HER TEETH OUT FIRST!
2006-11-01 11:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by ann w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your right its sick,Wrong its not funny
2006-11-01 11:02:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-11-02 16:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-01 10:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL but it isn't really sick,I've heard jokes that are way more sick than yours =)
2006-11-01 10:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
funny
2006-11-01 10:57:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋