A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.' The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. 'Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.' Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, 'All right buddy, what's your name?' 'Sam,' the man moaned. 'Where ya from, Sam?' With pain in his voice Sam replied 'The balcony.'
2006-11-01 02:14:42 · 18 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, this one made me laugh out loud....very funny indeed..
....hahaha
2006-11-01 02:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaa Lol funny.
2006-11-01 16:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must have been a bad fall.
2006-11-01 02:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 03:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 02:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Singletary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke, but still very funny
2006-11-01 02:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by CowboyFrancis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic always good for chuggle
2006-11-01 02:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by robert s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! okay, this one is very, very funny! LOL! thank you! hahahaha!
2006-11-01 02:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just O.k!
2006-11-01 02:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by bimby babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny
2006-11-01 02:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by jack jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋