Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

he was born with one eye, and so was very shy. They cannot afford a glass eye, so they buy him a wood eye for his 18th. he is delighted, it looks real, so they send him out to the disco, with his new found confidence. He is too shy to ask any of the gorgeous girls to dance, but he spots a girl, sitting on her own, with a hunch on her back. He reckons, she is also disabled, and would be a perfect first date, she would understand his shyness. He plucks up the courage to approach her. He says, hello, she smiles shyly, and says hello back to him. He says, would you like to dance? She says, oh, would i would iiii???, he snorts, hunchback! hunchback!

2006-10-27 09:36:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 09:36:08 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-27 09:35:37 · 20 answers · asked by leahratcliff 1 in Television

2006-10-27 09:34:36 · 17 answers · asked by TJD 4 in Music

There's an old married couple. The wife suggests they have pizza for dinner and asks her husband to pick one up.
"Let me write down exactly what we want or you'll forget." she says to him.
"No, I won't forget." he assures her.
"No, you always forget details. Now remember, we want the hand tossed... You're not writing it down!"
"Got it. Hand tossed."
"Pepperoni on one side and... write this down!"
"I've got it. Hand-tossed, half-pepperoni."
"The other side sausage, peppers, and olives. Will you please write this down!"
"No, I've got it."
"Do not order onions. You ordered onions last time and it gave me gas."
"No onions, of course.."
"Are you sure you can remember it all?"
"Yes. Not to worry."
"I just know you're going to forget SOMETHING."
"Not to worry. I have it all down up here." he said as he taps his head and leaves.
Soon afterwards, he comes back with two double-scooped ice cream cones.
"You senile old fool!" snapped his wife. "I knew this would happen! You forgot the nuts!"

2006-10-27 09:34:00 · 9 answers · asked by thezaylady 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 09:33:55 · 5 answers · asked by John m 1 in Television

LPXEROUNDERGROUND
*HINTS*
1. music
2. 3 words
3. names

2006-10-27 09:33:20 · 7 answers · asked by lpxerounderground 3 in Jokes & Riddles

he got out but he was wrongly put back in for the same thin then he got out and he did it again.

2006-10-27 09:33:15 · 6 answers · asked by fuzzystuff511 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have herd it traveling somewhere, and I'm listening to it live on the computer right know. i think its either in vegas or san diego. but im not sure. its a rock station.

2006-10-27 09:33:14 · 4 answers · asked by cashfan28 2 in Music

2006-10-27 09:33:02 · 12 answers · asked by Me 6 in Celebrities

I've seen a trailer for a horror film in which if you answer your mobile phone, use the internet ,demons would come and take your soul. And can’t remember the name of it.
It's new film.
There is a scene where a guy is looking through a spy hole in a door scared to go out.
It's not RING!

2006-10-27 09:32:13 · 17 answers · asked by MR_KGB 3 in Movies

"My heart will go on" by Celine Dion

It's a legendary song and I never get tiered of hearing it. I goosebumps just listening to it! It's truely wonderful.

2006-10-27 09:30:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

its kind of an old song but its a blue guy who looks like he belongs in an old video game... but hes walkin down the street during the corus and i cant remember who sings it or even how the song goes... haha i kinow its a long shot but maybe someone remembers the video like me

2006-10-27 09:29:58 · 6 answers · asked by Ian S 1 in Music

2006-10-27 09:29:37 · 15 answers · asked by queenbee 4 in Other - Entertainment

Whats with all the stupid "over the top" Welsh accents?

I'm a Cardiffian and hardly anyone I know has a mega-strong bouncy Welsh accent and says "nor" instead of "no" I certainly dont. Thats more West Walians/Valleys people who talk like that.. That lot sounded like rejects from Pobol y Cwm.

Neither do we ALL have Welsh names like Gwen, Rhys, Bethan, Carys, Ianto Jones etc. Most Cardiffians I know are just called things like Sue and Dave!

And it didn't show anything of how cosmopolitan Cardiff is. That stupid fat Valleys boy in the Pizza Parlour made me laugh - in the REAL Cardiff he'd have been a Somali.

It seemed to me that it was made by someone who isn't Welsh and has this really cliched idea of how Cardiff is. All miners and singsong down the pit and stuff.

Its like setting a series in Glasgow and having everyone wearing kilts and called "Angus" and "Hamish" and stuff. And eating haggis while playing the bagpipes.

It was OK apart from that though . . .

2006-10-27 09:29:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If you dont know help get me there and ill let you know.
Thanks

2006-10-27 09:29:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song is by Franz Schubert. The words are in Italien. My dictionary was not much help. I want to sing it this Xmas in church.

2006-10-27 09:28:57 · 1 answers · asked by Mad Roy 6 in Music

What a mistake and moms said nothing hahaha......................
A guy was told he had just 24 hours to live, so he decided to go home and make passionate love to his wife. He crept into the bedroom, slid into bed and for the next three hours enjoyed the wildest sex he'd ever experienced. Finally exhausted, he crawled into the bathroom where he was surprised to find his wife lying in the bath with a mudpack on her face. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Sssh!" she said. "You'll wake my mother."

2006-10-27 09:28:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"It is a very powerful ___, it is One to the 25th power"

Which season, which show was this quote a part of?
All of the online ST quotes sites (I believe) have been checked,
so this has to be answered by someone who really knows their
original Star Trek series.

2006-10-27 09:28:45 · 2 answers · asked by Study Bug 1 in Television

I mean, they're really up-to-date on American movies and celebrities (Especially France)........Do they all understand english or something?

In general, we Americans don't know a lot about other countries' entertainment industries/stars- Is it just because our media is not focused on other countries or we just don't care?

2006-10-27 09:28:18 · 11 answers · asked by MeLovesYou 3 in Movies

2006-10-27 09:27:59 · 11 answers · asked by Martell C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Friday - Saw III

Saturday - Magic Mountain

Sunday - Not sure yet

2006-10-27 09:27:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

kermit the frog or elmo

2006-10-27 09:26:30 · 22 answers · asked by Dmoney 1 in Comics & Animation

A guy was told he had just 24 hours to live, so he decided to go home and make passionate love to his wife. He crept into the bedroom, slid into bed and for the next three hours enjoyed the wildest sex he'd ever experienced. Finally exhausted, he crawled into the bathroom where he was surprised to find his wife lying in the bath with a mudpack on her face. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Sssh!" she said. "You'll wake my mother."

2006-10-27 09:26:25 · 16 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

http://poetry.rotten.com/stained-glass/

Yes, it's TRUE!

2006-10-27 09:26:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I haven't been one yet : (

2006-10-27 09:25:55 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a drummer myself and I love all 3 of them. I think they are the best 3 of all. which one do you think is the best among these 3?

2006-10-27 09:25:48 · 3 answers · asked by Tony B 2 in Music

2006-10-27 09:25:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-27 09:25:30 · 39 answers · asked by feefee 3 in Movies

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
the other is a husband

more to follow. lol

2006-10-27 09:25:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles