Three explorers are captured by a cannibal tribe and they are taken to the cannibal king. He says he will not eat them if they go into the forest and retuirn with ten types of a fruit.
The explorers go off into the forest.
The first returns with apples.
"Now" the king says, "you must shove them up ur bu.tt, without making an expression on your face"The explorer gets one up but on the second he winces and get eaten and his soul goes to heaven.
The second returns with small berries and then takes the challenge. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 up no problem. When he gets to 9 he laughs, and he gets eaten and his soul goes to heaven.
The second soul joins the first in heaven and the first says""y did you laugh you could have survived!" The second says "i cant help it, i saw the third guy coming with Pineapples!"
2006-10-26
23:42:59
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