my friend told me this joke a while back....
there's an island where they keep convicts, and a few miles away another where there's a nunery. the convicts are desperate for women, and are masturbating everyday. after a while they get the idea to store all the sperm in barrels, and then just throw them into the sea. this way they keep the island clean. one day the nuns see many barrels floating in the ocean, and bring them ashore. 'it's a gift from god' they say as they open them and see a bunch of wax. they proceed to make candles, which they burn in their devotions. 9 months later all the nuns are pregnant.
2006-10-26 23:40:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh, ya, poki poki, you're right......hahaha.....9 months later they all gave birth!! i'm a fool, i actually messed the punchline, haha.....good lookin' out.
2006-10-26 23:57:38 · update #1
funny but why 9 months later? you mean 9 months later they gave birth! lol
2006-10-26 23:51:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah funny!! But how can the nuns be pregnant by only burning the "candles"?? Or did they do anything funny with those candles, but they wouldn't try as they are nuns and dishonourable for their part to "play" with those "candles" by any means.. Hmm hmm, investigation to be followed pal ;P..
Just kiddin', good one though!!
2006-10-27 06:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!!
2006-10-27 06:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by girl24gr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋