Three explorers are captured by a cannibal tribe and they are taken to the cannibal king. He says he will not eat them if they go into the forest and retuirn with ten types of a fruit.
The explorers go off into the forest.
The first returns with apples.
"Now" the king says, "you must shove them up ur bu.tt, without making an expression on your face"The explorer gets one up but on the second he winces and get eaten and his soul goes to heaven.
The second returns with small berries and then takes the challenge. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 up no problem. When he gets to 9 he laughs, and he gets eaten and his soul goes to heaven.
The second soul joins the first in heaven and the first says""y did you laugh you could have survived!" The second says "i cant help it, i saw the third guy coming with Pineapples!"
2006-10-26 23:42:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2/10 - not funny
2006-10-26 23:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by AnswersGalore 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-05 06:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo funny nearly got me crying ! lol
Tell us some more jokes
2006-10-27 01:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by La parisienne ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew it but it was extremely funny!It's one of my favorite jokes!Lol!
2006-10-27 02:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop saying bloody LOL
2006-10-27 00:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-10-27 02:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep 'em coming.
2006-10-27 00:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a great joke
lmao
lol
luv it
10/10
can we hav some more please
x
2006-10-27 00:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best so far, thank you.
2006-10-26 23:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by Michael F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch ... that was funny
2006-10-26 23:59:57 · answer #10 · answered by rohitk2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋