A blonde gets a job painting white lines on a road. The first day she paints six miles. The second she paints three and the thrid she paints one mile. Her boss calls her in and asks "you're not performing. each day you paint less lines. Why is this?
The blonde replies"I cant help it, each day i get further away from the bucket!!"
2006-10-26 23:48:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hear the one about a blonde tryin to raise cash? She knocks randomly on doors til one guy says ' I'll give you £50 to paint my porch, the paints round the back'. An hour later the blonde knocks again and says 'I've done what you asked and because there was so much paint I've given it 2 coats'. 'Great,' he says 'heres your 50' The blonde says 'Thanks, and by the way, I'ts not a porche its a Ferrari!
2006-10-26 23:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-10-27 00:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes....
A translator
2006-10-27 00:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm...why's that funny?!!!
Just kidding! Love it!! Liked Kizzy's Porsche one too!!!
More blonde jokes NOW!!!
2006-10-27 02:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by No_More_Drama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA !!
i love blonde jokes, theyre so funny!
2006-10-27 00:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i really love blonde jokes..thanks!10/10!nice job!
2006-10-26 23:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok, a gentle giggle was released
2006-10-27 00:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crappy joke but the one about the porche was hilarious, lmao.
2006-10-27 00:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
v funny lol
2006-10-27 01:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 02:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-10-26 23:56:23 · answer #11 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋