Two mates were standing in a bank when two armed robbers entered. They cleaned out the safe, and then they went around and ordered everyone to give up their valuables.
Just as the robbers got to the two mates, one of them turned to the other and, passing him a note, said, "By the way, Dave, here's that £20 I owe you."
2006-10-26 23:51:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice. took me acouple seconds tho, lol!!
2006-10-30 08:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by *StarGirl* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adam and eve were in paradise...
God decided it was time to teach them things about life.
He pulls Adam aside and said, "Adam I made eve for you.... apart of affection is kissing!"
"what is kissing" says Adam
So god explains it to him,
the next day god saw Adam smiling and he said "oh Adam I see you like kissing"
Adam said "oh yes god thank you"
God said well there is some thing else I want to teach you,
the next part of affection is populating the earth with Eve?
Well, "how do I do that god?"
So god explained it to Adam!
The next day, God saw Adam and he saw that Adam was upset and sad!
God the asked why are you sad Adam, you do not like populating with eve?
Adam said I don't know God,,,,,,,
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"WHAT IS A HEADACHE?
2006-10-27 00:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't say I fell about laughing. A slight crease of the lips maybe!
2006-10-26 23:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no this is better
Eskimo on hols in wales, car breaks down, Welshman looks under the bonnet. says "you've blown a seal", Eskimo says "so what, you **** sheep!"
2006-10-27 00:07:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Good one.
Have a nice evening.
2006-10-30 07:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok, thats something id like to do if im getting robbed!
2006-10-26 23:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep like it, I like it alot
2006-10-27 00:18:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I likes it.
2006-10-26 23:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-26 23:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha very good
2006-10-27 02:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋