Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

I noticed that most or all of disney/nickelodeon shows have at least 1 episode about teeth. That's So Raven, Even Stevens, Unfabulous, ect... Is there like something on the contracts that says they have to have 1 episode about teeth?

2006-10-26 22:14:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the Bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife And the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the Husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by theTicking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on The sidewalk, and says to him....."Why don't you put a Piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking Sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies...." If you would've put a rubber At the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus"


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2006-10-26 22:10:55 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

2006-10-26 22:10:50 · 21 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Jokes & Riddles

There was this man from Nantucket,
Whose c**k was so long he could suck it,
He'd say with a grin,
While licking his chin,
If my ear was a p***y I'd F**k it

There was this sexy young maid called Jill,
Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her t*ts in Brazil

2006-10-26 22:07:11 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares .... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the! bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.

2006-10-26 22:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by Tawney 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 22:04:36 · 7 answers · asked by Neelu S 1 in Magazines

Ok so theres a guy (about 17) and his family found a spring which if you drink out of you never die! He then meets this girl, they have lots of fun and then in the end he asks if she will drink from the spring and stay with him for eternity. She says no and in years to come he returns still only 17 and sees he gravestone. Really sad! Anyone got any ideas?

2006-10-26 22:04:05 · 15 answers · asked by name. 2 in Movies

again...just curious

2006-10-26 22:04:03 · 35 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

television show? Old or new? and put more than one if you want.

2006-10-26 22:02:28 · 45 answers · asked by ruck_1978 2 in Polls & Surveys

Did you like that show? As I grew up I realised I would never see another show quite like it

2006-10-26 21:59:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

just curious.

2006-10-26 21:59:27 · 36 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

before you quit a job. Did you ever let a boss or irritating co-worker have it before you walked out?

2006-10-26 21:59:12 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

even though you knew you're embarrassing that person? why?

2006-10-26 21:55:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 21:55:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 21:54:36 · 7 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think james blunt is really a great singer and I really love he's songs and his Album but what do you personally think about him...

2006-10-26 21:54:23 · 9 answers · asked by SaveDarfur.org 2 in Music

anything about the avatars clothing? No matter what you put on them they look bulimic. No one wants to be THAT thin do they? Who do you think is on the design team for these outfits? If you go to the plus sizes to dress your avatar, you then become stumpy and the clothes are tasteless. What is the deal?
mandy

2006-10-26 21:54:11 · 27 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 21:53:08 · 30 answers · asked by Silly Rabbit 1 in Polls & Surveys

where it says this answer is below your threshold .

2006-10-26 21:51:14 · 8 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Polls & Surveys

i allready know about yahoo music and www.radioblogclub.com

2006-10-26 21:50:56 · 12 answers · asked by .:o¤º°BlondeByNature°º¤o:. 2 in Music

A duck walks in to a post office & says,
“Do you have any soap?”
and the man says,
“No, we only sell post cards, stamps and envelopes”, so the duck left….

The next day the duck walks into the post office again and says,
“Do you have any soap?”
and the and the man said,
“No!, And if you ever come in here asking for soap one more time,
I'll nail your damn beak to this desk!!!”

…so the duck come in on the next day and says,
”Do you have any nails?”
and the furious man says,
“NO!!!!!!!!!”
so the duck says, “Ok do you have any soap?”

2006-10-26 21:50:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 21:50:21 · 21 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 21:48:23 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
.....

2006-10-26 21:48:13 · 18 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 21:48:11 · 12 answers · asked by risk5632 1 in Movies

2006-10-26 21:48:00 · 6 answers · asked by risk5632 1 in Movies

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2006-10-26 21:46:44 · 29 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

1.Your mom colours your eggs nice, but tell her to change the lipstick
2.You have legs like doe.Thin, curved and hairy.
3.You are sweet as diabetes.
4.Your house is so small that you have to eat big pizza in your yard.
5.Yor are living proof that shits can walk.
6.WHy does farting stinks?-SO that deaf people can hear it.
7.What's the name of the bloodiest Japanese in the world?-Tam-pon

2006-10-26 21:46:42 · 3 answers · asked by bilezlatko 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 21:46:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 21:46:28 · 22 answers · asked by Alpha 2 in Polls & Surveys