1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares .... and see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the! bedding department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
2006-10-26 22:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by Tawney 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in ! here!"
2006-10-26 22:09:13 · update #1
Okay my new favourite joke today.....with jokes like this one...how am I supposed to get my work done....have to send it on now!!!1
Thanks so much!!!
2006-10-27 04:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Searching for answers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All spectacular recommendations. notwithstanding I could take exception to selection 8. as long as i've got been procuring at Wal-Mart, I even have on no account had a clerk say, "could I enable you?" Come to think of of it, when I've asked for help, i've got on no account even gotten an clever reaction.
2016-10-16 11:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by shea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha I saw this when i was like 11! Another one is hide in the clothing racks and when someone comes to look at the clothes squeel "pick me pick me"
2006-10-26 22:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. they were good the first few hundred times I read that email. Now its just boring, sorry
If I could, I would give you 10 points for typing all of that out!!
2006-10-26 22:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Claude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a surefire way of either getting your a** beat by a disgruntled employee or getting the cops called and being banned,probably both.If You came to my workplace doin that I'd Pimp Slap your a** to the ground.
2006-10-27 13:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by daddiesslut88 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL thats fuunny, but NO.3 is just plain ewwwwwwww
2006-10-26 22:08:29 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the only time i have fun at wal-mart is when I'm w. a friend and their parents or my mom. and we end up being loud and embarrassing. funny list though.
2006-10-26 22:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are grounded,get the first flight and go to iraq.
Got only one choice,don't like Iraq? you can select Afganistan.
2006-10-26 22:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by crown 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i'm not doing any of this, had you? Where's the other 5 things to do?
2006-10-26 22:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Maxwell O 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Good one. I figured there had to be additional details added to it.
2006-10-26 22:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by Zodiac_Child 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋