Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.

With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

2006-10-27 09:15:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 09:15:34 · 19 answers · asked by dechouden3 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 09:15:14 · 3 answers · asked by born2loseout2lunch 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-27 09:14:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/

This guy doesn't think so!

2006-10-27 09:14:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pop music exploded in the swinging sixties Motown/surfing/merseybeat/etc what was your favorite song from that era. and why ?

2006-10-27 09:14:22 · 25 answers · asked by psychodad 3 in Music

What do you think was New York's best quotes of the seasons (both 1 & 2)?

2006-10-27 09:13:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-27 09:13:28 · 16 answers · asked by dechouden3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

"young men" joining the monestary and their "struggles" etc...? I think the show might have aired a total of 3-5 episodes. But I loved the theme song! P.S. I never watched the show, and the "song" I heard was solely based on the "promotional commercials" advertising the show. XOXO Moonpie

2006-10-27 09:12:39 · 1 answers · asked by Metallicamoon 4 in Television

One of the two actors were suppose to have been Jaleel White and Darius McCray. Is this rumor true? Why is rapper Rick Ross in to it with rapper T.I ? I also heard that the real Rick Ross is going after the fake Rick Ross for using his name. Is that rumor true? Thanks

2006-10-27 09:11:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-27 09:11:08 · 1 answers · asked by dsternisha@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully
deep.

After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.

As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"

"Well says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."

2006-10-27 09:10:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm thinking about starting a 2 person band and I need some ideas.

2006-10-27 09:10:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

... stress-relief ball shaped like your boss's head, would you get one? How often would you use it? Would you keep it at home, or would you have no shame and put it on your desk at work?

2006-10-27 09:10:32 · 21 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does any one know what is going to happen to Jack, Kate or Sawyer. Does any know what the fate of Desmond, Mr. Eko and Locke are. And what are your thoughts on what will happen in season 3.

2006-10-27 09:09:45 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

haunt you?

2006-10-27 09:09:05 · 35 answers · asked by Twisty 2 in Polls & Surveys

If you had to name your daughter one of these names what would it be: Anna or Rosanna

2006-10-27 09:08:54 · 34 answers · asked by N 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 09:08:53 · 19 answers · asked by xXblacknwhiteXx 2 in Movies

2006-10-27 09:08:33 · 18 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 09:05:42 · 12 answers · asked by dechouden3 1 in Jokes & Riddles

It was announced yesterday that Andy taylor was leaving the lineup of the original Duran Duran

2006-10-27 09:05:02 · 2 answers · asked by edshedlock63 1 in Music

his job, his friends, his girlfriend all in one day...

2006-10-27 09:04:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-27 09:04:40 · 18 answers · asked by spaghetti 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-27 09:04:29 · 25 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine would probably be "Confused" coz i never know how to make the right decisions & I worry about lots of things
what about you ?

xxx RuThiE xxx

2006-10-27 09:03:03 · 33 answers · asked by Nirvana FREAK! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 09:03:01 · 12 answers · asked by losman762003 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-27 09:02:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

teacher says, WHERE have you been!!! your`e LATE!!! jonny says, sorry miss, i`ve been up penny lane, teacher says, SIT down!!! 10 mins later, little Harry arrives, teacher says, and where have YOU been?!!! YOU are late. Little Harry says, sorry miss, i`ve been up penny lane Teacher says, SIT DOWN!! 15 mins later, a young girl walks in, teacher says, OK!!! so i suppose YOU have been up penny lane as well? little girl says, no miss, i AM penny lane!

2006-10-27 09:02:59 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2 years ago..I asked this question to all 4 of my children. Here was thier response:

Age at the time: my 7 year old sd. A Scientist
my 6 year old sd. A police man
my 5 year old sd. A cowboy
...and then my 3 year old said: "I want to be a horsey"....lol!!...(It's something I will never forget)..and neither will he since I caught in all on video..Kids are so cute....

So..Do you have a funny story you want to share? The funniest gets 10 pts!!

2006-10-27 09:02:26 · 14 answers · asked by me_ 2 in Polls & Surveys

A dragon captures two scientists, A & B, for dinner and tells them that he will set them free if they can both guess the age of his two children. He tells scientist (A) the product of their ages and scientist (B) the sum. They are not allowed to tell each other any numbers. The two scientists get together and have the following conversation:

Scientist A: I don’t know.
Scientist B: Me neither.
Scientist A: Now I know!!!
Scientist B: Me too!!!
How old are the dragon’s kids?

can some1 plz help me get this, and explain it to me.. plz... i wud really appreciate tht as this is the only thing that if i get it rite, i wont be failing my class ne more... so plz help.. .and do explain

2006-10-27 09:02:14 · 7 answers · asked by Kennedy E. 1 in Jokes & Riddles