A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about there awful lives.
Cucumber says "my life sucks. When I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and toss me in a salad"
Pickle says "When I get big , fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar"
Penis says
"You think that's bad, when I get big, fat and juicy they pull a tent over
my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against a wall till I
throw up and pass out.
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the
measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma
says there's a bug going round and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
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2006-10-27
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