2006-10-27 08:38:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dr. Frank N Stien
died on this day from shock
Ben Dover
It was a Cough
That carried him Off
It was a Coffin
They Carried him Off In
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.
Here lies Lester Moore.
Four slugs
From a forty-four.
No Les
No More.
Bill Blake
Was hanged by mistake.
here lies AN athiest, John Doe
All dressed up and no place to go!
Here he lies, James T. Carson
He blew up his wife
and was hung for arson.
2006-10-27 10:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-28 06:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hop a long now Heather!
2006-10-27 16:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about
Your Standing On My Head
2006-10-30 08:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Miss_Mort 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hear lies George Bush.. again.
2006-10-27 16:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by born2loseout2lunch 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i told you i was ill..
2006-10-31 11:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "R.I.P. O.N.E"
2006-10-27 15:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by IDENTITY CRISIS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋