There was a drunk man who got home at 3am and wanted to sneak into bed without his wife noticing how late his arrival was. Just as he was creeping towards the bedroom, the coo-coo clock above his head coo-cooed three times, telling the whole house that the hour was 3am.
Sly like a fox, the man coo-cooed nine more times, so if his wife heard the clock, she would think it was merely midnight. He slipped into bed and fell asleep beside her.
In the morning at breakfast, his wife asked him, "I think our coo-coo clock is acting funny."
Nervous, the man asked, "How do you mean?"
His wife looked him in the eye and said, "At 3am, it coo-cooed three times, swore, coo-cooed four more times, giggled, coo-cooed four more times, bealched, coo-cooed one more time, and then farted."
2006-10-27
08:52:17
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