I was over last night at Glug A Lug bar ($2 pitchers) and in walks this babe. Oh, man. The ole domed bone is growing just looking at her. Then she starting talking to Mel the bartender. I could tell she was smart cause she didn't use words like ain't and s*** like that. And she was clean. Wearing white too. So you could tell she really was clean. Not trying to cover up the dirt like Sue does with brown clothes. So my friend Lou makes a move at her, he's pretty good with the tongue flash and all, but she just looks at him like he's pond scum. Ole Ernie, my dog, starts humping away on the bar stool next to her. She smiled at him. So, I'm thinking, should I hump a bar stool too? Or forget about the whole thing and go home with Lou and Ernie.
2006-10-27 08:55:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll have to remember to wear brown when I go to Glug A Lug bar because I don't want anyone who just happens to be there, even though he's the bartender to get any weird ideas about me.Also, do us a favor and leave Ole Ernie home. He sounds like he needs to be neutered........
2006-10-27 09:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by silhouette 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could try humping the bar stool, but you're prolly better off just going home with Lou and Ernie unless you gots some encyclopedic knowledge inside your brain. The top one, that is.
2006-10-27 08:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First let me wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes after reading this question. Now John a woman who wears white sends a clear message that she does not want to be touched, at least not in that outfit. Any kind of greasy touch will ruin it. You have to approach her with a certain respect for her personal space, and you also have to look clean yourself, or she would not want you anywhere near her white clothing. Offer to buy her a glass of white wine (a drop of red wine will ruin the outfit). Your conversation must not be uncouth. She does not want droplets of spit falling on her clothes. This especially happens when you're using cuss words. All you have to do is mend your vocabulary, behaviour and mannerisms to suit the attire. If you show her outfit some respect and consideration, you will gain points with her.
2006-10-27 11:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Yahoo! Answers.
2006-10-27 08:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of humor
2006-10-27 09:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by Eerin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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that's how.just say that to her
2006-10-27 08:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make her laugh.
2006-10-27 08:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Alexis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think YOU can...
2006-10-27 08:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋