A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, " Irving , remember that new car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, " Irving remember that ******* I promised you? Here it comes..."
2006-10-27 08:58:15 · 18 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about that ,yahoo edit.
what is missing is blowj%b
2006-10-27 09:03:43 · update #1
you people is so touchous, obviously it is a no,no, word on yahoo.
2006-10-27 09:07:54 · update #2
Somehow it doesn't have the same effect with the *******'s.
Hey everyone else. It's a blow - job.
2006-10-27 09:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by trigam41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the ol guy deserved it. lol Funny
2006-10-27 16:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! ********! HAHA! took me a few....Good one.
2006-10-27 16:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by ~*bUtteRFy~*~kISSeS*~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok...well it's an ok joke. it is kinda ackward. you know with the ending.
2006-10-27 16:01:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-27 16:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember what??
2006-10-27 16:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
2006-10-27 16:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by brownie42754 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow j o b? Good one.
2006-10-27 16:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny
2006-10-28 06:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get it
2006-10-27 16:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋