There's an old married couple. The wife suggests they have pizza for dinner and asks her husband to pick one up.
"Let me write down exactly what we want or you'll forget." she says to him.
"No, I won't forget." he assures her.
"No, you always forget details. Now remember, we want the hand tossed... You're not writing it down!"
"Got it. Hand tossed."
"Pepperoni on one side and... write this down!"
"I've got it. Hand-tossed, half-pepperoni."
"The other side sausage, peppers, and olives. Will you please write this down!"
"No, I've got it."
"Do not order onions. You ordered onions last time and it gave me gas."
"No onions, of course.."
"Are you sure you can remember it all?"
"Yes. Not to worry."
"I just know you're going to forget SOMETHING."
"Not to worry. I have it all down up here." he said as he taps his head and leaves.
Soon afterwards, he comes back with two double-scooped ice cream cones.
"You senile old fool!" snapped his wife. "I knew this would happen! You forgot the nuts!"
2006-10-27 09:34:00 · 9 answers · asked by thezaylady 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha hee hee hee,
I didn't see that punchline coming- the mark of a truly great joke!
2006-10-27 09:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Tee Hee Hee! Sounds like the husband is more senile! ^_^
2006-10-27 16:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is great being senile. You get to meet new people everyday
2006-10-27 16:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Couple suffering from Alzimers ! Good One !!! Ha Ha Ha !!
2006-10-27 16:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha
who's right? The wife was right! it's not her fault she's senile too!
2006-10-27 16:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha? your questions are confusing. but i'll just say what i say to everyone "yes, i think you should have the abortion, and no, you should not try to get back together with him." i hope that answered your question.
2006-10-27 16:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....i hope i dont turn like that when im old!
2006-10-27 16:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Little Fairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you
2006-10-27 16:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by AlexGenius 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok
2006-10-27 16:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋