he was born with one eye, and so was very shy. They cannot afford a glass eye, so they buy him a wood eye for his 18th. he is delighted, it looks real, so they send him out to the disco, with his new found confidence. He is too shy to ask any of the gorgeous girls to dance, but he spots a girl, sitting on her own, with a hunch on her back. He reckons, she is also disabled, and would be a perfect first date, she would understand his shyness. He plucks up the courage to approach her. He says, hello, she smiles shyly, and says hello back to him. He says, would you like to dance? She says, oh, would i would iiii???, he snorts, hunchback! hunchback!
2006-10-27 09:36:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha .........Poor fellow ...Gross misunderstanding...and lost his girl......Well the characeters selected were hndicapped no doubt about it ...but the fun and humour intended was not at all bad or hurting some one...So I differ with the sympthetic feelings expressed by few friends of YA, in lighter vein it was a good Joke to be enjoyed !!!
2006-10-27 09:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 11:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by pachter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took 2 readings to sink in but i got there eventually lol
2006-10-27 09:51:17 · answer #3 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took awhile to get but yeh good joke
2006-10-27 09:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by sassy! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vevery1s answere are far funnier than the joke lol but good joke though
2006-10-27 10:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to explain to them thickos
she says would i would iiii (wood eye wood eye)
2006-10-27 10:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow quite a few people didn't get this joke....*sigh* man, people suck
2006-10-27 09:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! nice one. some people were too stoopid to understand
2006-10-27 09:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor
2006-10-27 09:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by AlexGenius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh i get it now, no, not that funny, not bad though i have heard worse!
2006-10-28 04:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋